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The New Yorker: Trump Talk: Your Translation Guide
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/trump-talk-your-translation-guide"It’s gonna be huge.”
It will be flashy and tacky.
“It’s gonna be so huge.”
It will be flashy and tacky, with gold lettering.
“It’s gonna be incredible.”
I haven’t thought about it—it’s in the future.
“It’s gonna be fantastic.”
I briefly thought about it, but will forget about it once my circadian rhythm resets.
“It’s gonna be terrific.”
I’ve passed it along to Congress, so blame them when it fails.
“Experts say . . . ”
Sean Hannity said . . .
“Everyone’s saying . . . ”
Someone in the Fox News comments section said . . .
“I’ve been hearing . . . ”
Bannon told me . . .
“I’ve been seeing . . . ”
Ivanka showed me . . .
“A lot of people.”
Me.
“Women.”
Blondes.
“Nasty women.”
Women whose blondness has been revoked due to: a) childbirth; b) middle age; c) policy knowledge and/or general knowledge; d) court settlements; e) high-heel abstinence
“Americans.”
People in states that voted for me.
“People.”
White people.
“Fine people.”
White supremacists.
It will be flashy and tacky.
“It’s gonna be so huge.”
It will be flashy and tacky, with gold lettering.
“It’s gonna be incredible.”
I haven’t thought about it—it’s in the future.
“It’s gonna be fantastic.”
I briefly thought about it, but will forget about it once my circadian rhythm resets.
“It’s gonna be terrific.”
I’ve passed it along to Congress, so blame them when it fails.
“Experts say . . . ”
Sean Hannity said . . .
“Everyone’s saying . . . ”
Someone in the Fox News comments section said . . .
“I’ve been hearing . . . ”
Bannon told me . . .
“I’ve been seeing . . . ”
Ivanka showed me . . .
“A lot of people.”
Me.
“Women.”
Blondes.
“Nasty women.”
Women whose blondness has been revoked due to: a) childbirth; b) middle age; c) policy knowledge and/or general knowledge; d) court settlements; e) high-heel abstinence
“Americans.”
People in states that voted for me.
“People.”
White people.
“Fine people.”
White supremacists.
The rest at link.
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German Hillary! 
They are good, aren't they?!
"“He’s a good kid.”
I don’t like his beta-male looks and behavior, but both Ivana and the paternity test say he’s my son."
Of course MAGA.
Well, definitions are declinable following the subject matter...
