I was out all afternoon. Sounds like I missed an epic ass-kissing.

[nolabear]

Was it as amazing as it sounded? Were they naked and covered in Mazola, because I’ve never heard smacking of lips like that that didn’t involve Mazola.

Who said “exquisite”? I heard someone said he was exquisite.

[SHRED]

1. No one left without a brown nose

[Irish_Dem]

2. Yes Trump displays "exquisite presidential leadership" according to Paul Ryan.

I don't know how we missed that trait.

[nolabear]

4. Of course it would be Ryan.

He has a face for kissing ass.

[Irish_Dem]

6. Yep, it was not much of a surprise considering the source.

I still don't know how they come up with these lies.
Next week they will be calling Trump Dear Supreme Leader a la Kim Jong Un.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. It was a true fellatio festival.

Orrin Hatch is still wiping the spooge off his chin.

[panader0]

5. Mazola? Oh nola....

[nolabear]

8. Hey, the seventies were interesting.

Twister May have been involved.

[Turbineguy]

7. They are republicans

while they were kissing trump's ass,

they were looking for a place to stick the knife.

[TheBlackAdder]

9. So much salad was tossed today that Trump's ass is spitshined like patent leather shoes.

[nolabear]

10. I hope they all have an appropriate taste in their mouths.

Diet Coke and bitter gall.

[TheBlackAdder]

12. Are you kidding? Trump's butt is the bestest--supposedly tasting like Choward's Violet Mints.

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[nolabear]

13. They misspelled "Coward".

[oasis]

11. They're going to need a giant vomitorium on Capitol Hill.

I don't know how long these GOP creeps can keep from throwing up.

[NastyRiffraff]

14. Led by Mike Pence on his knees

slurping away. For over two minutes.