TRUMP CANT BELIEVE NO ONES THROWN A PARADE IN HIS HONOR (Really. Not the Onion)
On Wednesday, Congress overcame a slight technical difficulty to pass its estimated $1.5 trillion tax bill, formerly known as the Tax Cuts and Jobs Act, for a second time. The momentous occasion, which will culminate in a signing by Donald Trump at a time T.B.D., was so exciting that House Speaker Paul Ryan could barely keep it in his pants. Yet despite the fact that Trump stands to financially benefit from the bill beyond his wildest, most self-serving dreams, and that its passage represents his first concrete “achievement” since entering office, the Queens-born billionaire wasn’t in as jolly a mood as one might’ve expected; apparently the lack of media praise for a bill that will hurt large swaths of the American populous was really getting to him.
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many, Many, MANY missiles, to show off the Armed Forces that Trump himself magically fashioned from a clump of simple dirt ( and $5 Trillion dollars) . This guy is a walking loony-toons. 
is much, much better on that missile than Trump! One of the all-time classic movies, ever! 
Peter Sellers is STILL one of the best comedians, ever!
I'll get Al to cough up Leni's #, and will pass it on to you via carrier pigeon. I'll let the caterer know we need tanks and missiles, stat. 
Laughing to keep from crying here. Or truthfully, trying to keep my blood pressure in three digits over two digits.
your aids (and your 4-8 hours each day of watching FOX Noise on TV) spoon-feed you nothing but positive stories about yourself (who dreams up those lies?) and are constantly fluffing up your ego. He still hasn't been exposed to the news that a full 60% or more of Americans hate his fucking guts! 
Trump lives in a separate reality which has absolutely no relation to actual reality. FOX is the biggest right-wing propaganda organization on the planet. and they do NOTHING but sit around and suck Trump's crank all day, every day. There's never a 'bad news day' in Trumpworld. Kim Jong-un wishes he had the propaganda outlets Trump has. They're both totally divorced from reality, and belong in padded cells with no windows.
Trump's supporters (his deranged cult members) see absolutely nothing amiss with Trump's treasonous, thieving ways, and are overjoyed that "libtards" are sounding the alarm to the fascism that's on a dead run in our country. That makes their day, if "libtards" are upset at the destructive policies Trump is inflicting upon 99% of Americans. They just don't get it, that they too are in the cross-hairs of Trump's tax scam bill. I - for one - am going to take great pleasure and joy in seeing their lives crumble around their ankles, and their wailing and gnashing of teeth, at being savagely burned by their "hero", Donald Trump. When they finally realize that Trump has walked all over them, and never kept ANY of his campaign promises made to them, I'm going to jump for joy. That much abject stupidity fully deserves all the mocking, ridicule, and scorn that can be heaped upon them.
Fuck Trump and his "victory parade". The only parade this country will ever have for Trump will be his funeral cortege, and it can't come soon enough.
Still showing College kids how to make bongs out of the most innocuous objects on earth, still showing them how to keep their beer ice-cold without the aid of either ice or refrigeration. If we could only harness Serge and Coleman's energies for the good of mankind, we'd be able to feed, clothe and shelter everyone on the planet. As it is, we'll just have to be satisfied that they floss the earth of greedy, dangerous scum-bags, and keep the party going hearty 24/7. 
Yeah, I'll follow Trump's cortege as well, just to make sure they actually put him in the ground, and use every bit of earth available to cover the son-of-a-bitch up. Then the pissing, then more earth to cover up what the pissing has tamped down. Then piss again, and repeat. Kind of like washing your hair. Always repeat!
