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Breaking: Trump Plans Most-Favored Nation Status for North Korea
President Trump Seeks Alliance with Kim Jong Un Regime - Admires Kim
12/21/2017
Washington DC
President Donald J. Trump, in the wake of adoring admiration from congressional Republicans yesterday, has now apparently fully understood the value of mindless worship by underlings. In comments heard by those nearby, he said, "Now, this is what I'm looking for. That Kim Jong Un in North Korea gets that kind of drooling respect from those under him. In fact, I admire Kim's ability to create such behavior in his people. I think we're going to develop a tremendous relationship with North Korea soon. Mr. Un understands the loyalty expressed by mindless obeisance, and so do I, believe me."
Rex Tillerson, temporary Secretary of State, will be flying to Pyongyang on Christmas Day to begin talks with Kim Jong Un and his military toadies. A summit meeting will be scheduled early in January, with Kim Jong Un coming to the United States for an official state visit, sources tell us. A highly placed State Department source explained, "Since we'll be cutting off a number of our allies and client nations who fail to fully and adequately support President Trump, this will open the door for diplomatic relations, trade, and military assistance with our tremendous new ally, North Korea."
Democrat Congress members we contacted had nothing to say in regard to this surprising move. They could only stand there, speechless, with their mouths hanging open.
12/21/2017
Washington DC
President Donald J. Trump, in the wake of adoring admiration from congressional Republicans yesterday, has now apparently fully understood the value of mindless worship by underlings. In comments heard by those nearby, he said, "Now, this is what I'm looking for. That Kim Jong Un in North Korea gets that kind of drooling respect from those under him. In fact, I admire Kim's ability to create such behavior in his people. I think we're going to develop a tremendous relationship with North Korea soon. Mr. Un understands the loyalty expressed by mindless obeisance, and so do I, believe me."
Rex Tillerson, temporary Secretary of State, will be flying to Pyongyang on Christmas Day to begin talks with Kim Jong Un and his military toadies. A summit meeting will be scheduled early in January, with Kim Jong Un coming to the United States for an official state visit, sources tell us. A highly placed State Department source explained, "Since we'll be cutting off a number of our allies and client nations who fail to fully and adequately support President Trump, this will open the door for diplomatic relations, trade, and military assistance with our tremendous new ally, North Korea."
Democrat Congress members we contacted had nothing to say in regard to this surprising move. They could only stand there, speechless, with their mouths hanging open.
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