President Trump Declares That Hes Going To Make His Own Bigger, Better United Nations

[OxQQme]

snip> "WASHINGTON, D.C. – Evidently infuriated with the current United Nations voting a staggering 128-9 to condemn the Jerusalem decree, President Trump announced this evening that he will be withdrawing the United States and creating his own “bigger, better, far more beautiful” United Nations.

Trump confirmed that the U.S. is no longer part of the U.N. with immediate effect, and that it will be joining and heading the newfound ‘Donald J. Trump’s Collection Of Beautiful Countries From All Over The Place’ – DJTCOBCFAOTP for short.

The DJTCOBCFAOTP will consist of the U.S., along with the 8 United Nations countries that voted in support of recognizing Jerusalem as Israel’s official capital city. These countries included the forward, progressive, completely not puppet states of Guatemala, Honduras, Israel, Marshall Islands, Micronesia, Nauru, Palau and Togo.

He also announced that he will be adding some brand new countries to the DJTCOBCFAOTP, including Looncanistan, Miresaland, Kiraricamata, Besloorway, and various other ones that he gathered from online word generators.

https://www.americanlampoon.com/2017/12/22/trump-united-nations/

[riversedge]

1. That headline OP is scary, as it is so like Trump

[ATL Ebony]

4. It absolutely was scary. I literally was staggering and nearly fainted because

he's stupid enough to believe that he is omnipotent. Plus US and Russia can finally partnership together to forge a newer and better U.N.

Then I calmed down and noticed the OP

[subterranean]

2. It's getting harder to tell the difference between reality and satire.

To be honest, I wasn't sure when I read the headline.

[D_Master81]

3. I know right

every time i read a satire piece, I'm also thinking, "is this real or not?"

[L. Coyote]

7. Just hope Trump doesn't read it , think it was his idea, and then runs with it.

[krispos42]

5. Agreed. I thought it was some Twitter reaction...

...to the UN 's response to Jerusalem.

Satirical writers must be drinking heavily to cope.

[L. Coyote]

6. Mar-a-Lago has a better climate anyway, ....

and all international staff.

[Princess Turandot]

8. Please consider adding 'satire' or 'humor' to the titles of posts like these...thanks! nt

[OxQQme]

10. Sorry Princess

I assumed that the link, americanlampoon, would be a give away.

[muriel_volestrangler]

9. Plus he'll admit the fine country of Nambia, which the nasty UN has ignored

Nambia didn't even get to vote on Donald's big idea!

Republicans are also pushing him to get in touch with the leader of Ubeki-beki-beki-stan-stan, once they've persuaded one of those elites to tell them who it is. The country of Africa will be invited, too.