Pence "prayer" of thanks to Trump is excruciatingly, stomach-churningly uncomfortable ...

[L. Coyote]

Anyone willing to bet trump did not write this himself?

Link to tweet

[dalton99a]

1. Oh, President Trump, Thou great and eternal One. We pray to Thee.

[Vinca]

2. This might be why Kim Jong Un's close aides are disappearing.

They can't evoke as much love and adoration as Pence and the roundtable of embarrassing stooges.

[GallopingGhost]

3. Pence forgot

to throw himself on the ground, sobbing hysterically and clutching Orangefuhrer's ankles.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

4. I think he was on his knees, close up, if you get my drift.

[dewsgirl]

7. This is what I was thinking during that speech. If

he would have literally done that, I would have felt the exact same way. Absolutely disgusted.

[GallopingGhost]

8. Unfortunately,

yes.

One thing's for sure, an AA (Asskissers Anonymous) intervention is needed immediately.

Have some self-respect. Damn.

[True Dough]

5. And yet Trumpy sits there looking unreceptive

Some of these "yes men" have sold their souls to get where they are. They have no compunction about grovelling, they're already in so deep.

[jambo101]

6. Wasnt just Pence

But through the day a lineup of ass kissers and boot lickers paying homage to his magnificence.
it was sickening =
[link:https://www.commondreams.org/news/2017/12/21/republican-praise-fest-trump-after-tax-vote-spurs-nationwide-nausea|

As for Pence?
"There are ass kissers,
there are sycophantic ass kissers,
there are shameless ass kissers, there are embarrassing ass kissers
...and then there's Mike Pence."

[malthaussen]

9. Bring back kow-towing!

I happen to be reading a classic Chinese novel atm, and every other page the characters are knocking head. I'm sure Mr Trump would appreciate such.

-- Mal

[Willie Pep]

10. I keep telling my friends that Trump is like a decadent Roman emperor.

I think Caligula made people worship him while he was alive instead of waiting for posthumous deification like he was supposed to.

[VMA131Marine]

11. I'm sure Pence wrote it himself.

It's all consistent with a religious philosophy that demands subservience to a leader who is presumed to have been chosen by God. Myself, I thought that we got rid of divine right of kings centuries ago, st least in the West.

[onethatcares]

12. I don't think

Mel Brooks could have written a more suckass script for a remake of "Blazing Saddles".

[IluvPitties]

13. It's incredible he was able to say all that...

...with his tongue so far up there...