The Rude Pundit: The Great Grovel of 2017: Republicans Declare Trump Their King

[babylonsister]

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The Rude Pundit
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12/22/2017

The Great Grovel of 2017: Republicans Declare Trump Their King


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Senate Majority Leader Mitch "I Always Look Like Someone Surprised Me by Sticking Something in My Asshole and I Don't Know How to Feel About It" McConnell gushed like a slobbering hyena, "This has been a year of extraordinary accomplishment for the Trump administration" before listing those accomplishments, which have been listed a million fucking times before by Trump himself.

Savage creep Paul Ryan praised Trump's "exquisite presidential leadership," as if using "exquisite" to describe anything about Trump isn't a hate crime on language.

Rep. Diane Black of one of the dumbest areas of Tennessee really said, "Thank you, President Trump, for allowing us to have you as our President and to make America great again." That's porn shit right there. "Thank you for letting me suck your cock" isn't any filthier than what Black said.

There were more, but let's end with Sen. Orrin Hatch of Utah, whose picture is shown to Mormon teenagers whenever they are tempted to masturbate, who threatened, "This is just the beginning. If you stop and think about it, this President hasn’t even been in office for a year, and look at all the things that he’s been able to get done." And then he saw Trump's presidency as proof that "God loves this country." Up in heaven, God rolled his eyes and made a jack-off gesture.

As for Vice-President Mike Pence, who must drink Trump's semen as a protein supplement, no words from the effusive, humiliating praise he said could make the point more than this image from the angle Fox "news" had while Pence was speaking at a morning cabinet meeting.



What a fucking degrading display for the entire nation. Goddamn, Trump must have some serious shit on these people. Or they are just groveling tools. Or both. Either way, this was a coronation moment. They have declared Trump their king, immaculate and omnipotent, and they his loyal subjects. There are no checks now. And the world is out of balance.

[yallerdawg]

1. Can you pick out the petulant child in the room?

That's right!

It's kind of like in that "Twilight Zone" movie!

"Can I please go home now?"

[thegoose]

2. What masterful leadership!

He didn't do anything except lower the level of discourse in America so low so quickly that these pack of slimeballs now feel they have carte blanche to do whatever the fuck they want. Write a shitty tax bill behind closed doors away from the eyes of the Democrats? Sure! Pass it? Of course -- they're the majority. Who's going to stop them?

What they were really saying was, "Oh, great and powerful Don. Thank you for giving us the strength to fuck everyone in the country (except ourselves and our rich friends and donors). Oh, Lord Cheeto, we cannot wait to push another hateful bill through an ineffective government. You have truly shown us the way."

And "exquisite," Eddie Munster? Really? God, you're a despicable prick.

[gratuitous]

3. And of course, the very next day

The Republicans emerge to say that they're not really that close to Trump, and please don't think that they're in cahoots with him or anything and just because they're all in the same party and passed this enormous legislative turd of tax reform that they're in any way responsible for anything bad that might happen in the coming year because that's on the Democrats and their negative waves and everything would have been perfect and great except you liberals had to go and bad-mouth our beautiful piece of legislation so you're the real income inequality grinches!

[Eyeball_Kid]

4. It's what partners in crime do.

They are/were all on the take. Russian billionaires have money to burn, and they've got gobs of it to launder because they steal it. And the GOP has been all hands, grabbing for all the millions they can get. Trumpy knows the GOPers in Congress who profited the most, and he's bullying them to kiss his ass. And they ARE.

[KT2000]

5. he is rating

whether the adoration is adored enough. He is taking names.
Let me out of here - this country is allowing this to happen?

[SergeStorms]

6. In reality....

we don't have much of a choice, right now! Our day will come though, and that day will be November 6, 2018. Then Trump will be forced to recognize how utterly despised he is, no matter what these sycophantic remoras in his Cabinet say. That day will be the day Americans display what they think of total Republican control of our Democracy. It's NOT going to be pleasant for the GOP.

[dalton99a]

7. It's official: Republicans worship shit.

[calimary]

9. Orange shit.

[Tetunot]

8. My Thought...

That last call from Putin to his puppet, advised Prez Roid he has damaging evidence on all the GOP. I'm certain the Russians hacked the GOP & not just the Democrats. The Russians have been planning this for quite sometime. They're leaving no stone un-turned, so the GOP better get inline or their secrets will be exposed. Hence the genuflecting & effusive ass kissing. They're also receiving brownie points from the 1%.

[calimary]

10. Welcome to DU, Tetunot!

Now THAT would not surprise me. Those Russians are cagey as hell. They're shrewd as can be, and they play the long game. Why would they just concentrate on only one party when they can cast a wider net and get dirt on EVERYBODY? And use some of it now (as in the 2016 elections) and bank the rest for a rainy (republi-CON) day? They've probably got usable smear material on some of these jerks that will carry them through the next 20 years.

[Tetunot]

13. Thank you!

The 2018&2020 elections are going to be interesting to watch. Hopefully we'll have learned our lesson & be better prepared this time.

[2naSalit]

11. I know what it is...

Here's what's happened the those ass kissers, maybe...

[world wide wally]

12. I'm wondering whose idea this shit show fake revival meetings by was and if they each wrote their

own prayer to the almighty (Trump).

[Achilleaze]

14. Lack of Character (R)

KGOP is a party of low morals, no ethics, and betrayal of American democracy. Their ignominy will be eternal.

[dalton99a]

15. Republicans have no right to say a damn thing about family values, patriotism, fiscal responsibility

or anything else.