Ayn Rand, Rand Paul and Paul Ryan walk into a bar...

[Roland99]

The bartender serves them tainted alcohol because there are no regulations.

They all die

[malaise]

1. malaise then raised her glass

[dchill]

6. But BYOB, right?

[malaise]

12. I almost wrote that I'm raising my glass at home

Blue Nun

[pangaia]

19. Blue Nun ????

Isn't that kinda like Boone's Farm?

[marble falls]

22. Not at all. Blue Nun is a Rhine/Hesse wine from a Grosselage or collective, whereas Boones Farm...

the crap that people with Rand in their name would sell to "the little people".

[pangaia]

26. I stand corrected...

[alfredo]

48. A commune in Detroit put Boones Farm to good use.

They named their commune the Boones Farm commune, christened the house with a bottle of Boones farm and a bag of weed.

[marble falls]

49. I'm there for the commune and the weed. Boones Farm? Not so much, did it remove the paint .....

Ohio at one point ordered it off the shelves because of its formaldehyde content. Probably its safest ingredient.

[alfredo]

54. Maybe thats why nothing grew where the Boones Farm spilled.

[malaise]

46. It wouldn't matter to me

Love it Happy Holidays.

[pangaia]

50. Thanks Malaise, and the same to you...

[joshdawg]

37. Used to drink Blue Nun

back in my drinking days.............over 20 years ago.

[malaise]

45. I have long loved me some Blue Nun

I pass on all the highfalutin stuff. I just like what I like. Happy Holidays

[marble falls]

51. The trick is to dial in on a label you like and stick with it. Its blended from different years ....

and growers to produce a consistent wine from year to year. It a 'safe' but good wine. I love a nice big chilled glass in the summer. Never surprised but always satisfied. Since when does wine drinking always have to be challenging? What's wrong with just enjoying a glass of one's favorite wine????

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to you, too!

[malaise]

59. So true

I feel the same way about wine.

[peequod]

2. Boom! Lol, that was good!

Look up "The Poisoner's Handbook: Murder and the Birth of Forensic Medicine in Jazz Age New York" by Deborah Blum for details on the reality of this scenario.

[TEB]

3. Hope they invite Gop members of congress as well

[TheCowsCameHome]

4. *sniff* Happy endings always make me misty *sniff*

What a wonderful end to the story.

[FailureToCommunicate]

24. +1

[not fooled]

25. Hahaha good one

[guillaumeb]

5. But their freedom to choose that bar was preserved.

It is all about the freedom.

[Bettie]

7. I have a little tear in my eye

becasue that is such a happy ending!

[dchill]

8. Ayn Rand, Rand Paul and Paul Ryan...

Sounds like a folk trio from the dark side. I mean, like REALLY dark.

[The Genealogist]

29. Except folk music nobody but a deplorable would want to hear

Finger nails on a chalk board would sound better.

[VOX]

9. I love inspirational stories like this!

Gives one hope!

[yonder]

10. or as I've been refering to them and their ilk collectively:

"the Ayn Rand Paul Ryans of the world" walk into a bar....

[pansypoo53219]

11. you forgot grover norquist.

[rpannier]

30. True. But the verbal link is missing

Ayn Rand Paul Ryan

[Fritz Walter]

13. Another happy ending to that scenario...

They split their heads open (because there were no safety regulations on the proper height of a metal bar), and then bleed to death (because municipalities could not afford fire/rescue/ambulance services).

[Ilsa]

14. It's a Christmas Miracle!

[democratisphere]

15. What a wonderful world it would be.

[Roland99]

16. Wish there was a Like feature for posts.

Would like to like replies lots of times.

Good ones here folks!

[TheBlackAdder]

17. Antifreeze from one of the town's military surplus armored personnel carriers, like the Russians.

[lpbk2713]

18. I hope they paid their bar tab first.

It would be just like (R)s to not pay money they owe.

[marble falls]

20. After a couple of drinks, they both sit there all night waiting for the other to pay the check.

[shenmue]

21. Rofl

[chwaliszewski]

23. Ayn Rand Paul Ryan

The conservative Chimera.

[Takket]

27. +1

[Duppers]

28. Love it!

I've thought about these names and matching characteristics before.

[AJT]

31. And their ghosts sue......the end.

[rpannier]

32. I love Happy Endings

[NNadir]

34. +1014

[NNadir]

33. It's probably a better way to die than being bored to death by "Atlas Shrugged." I really...

...don't get it how men who read this comic book trash are elevated to positions of power.

I actually once tried to read it, and almost died laughing, because that senile old bat thought that the second law of thermodynamics didn't apply to the "inventions" of brain dead capitalists.

The only excuse for reading Ayn Rand and taking that tired, mindless automaton seriously is that one is not old enough for his or her acne to have cleared up.

Eddie Munster/Ryan should be disqualified from any form of power for being so puerile as to have bought into this crap.

[disalitervisum]

57. Isn't that the truth

The objectivist philosophy that 99% of us discarded in high school. High school! Not even college level material. I guess that might indicate that these three cretins are part of the 1%.

[longship]

35. Time to all sing together!

A better version.

[world wide wally]

36. If fairy tales just came true

[Bernardo de La Paz]

38. Radical libertarians are fine with that. They would sue everyone involved into debtor's prison. . nt

[DAngelo136]

39. But on the good side...

They're free to not go to that bar again. Isn't freedom wonderful?

[The Polack MSgt]

40. And there was much rejoicing

Yay

[Liberalagogo]

41. That reminds me of the joke:

If the entire GOP was stranded on a deserted island with no food or water or way off, who would survive?

Answer: Everyone else would.

[malthaussen]

42. Rand Paul: the link between Ayn Rand...

... and Paul Ryan. Coincidence? I think not!

-- Mal

[Ilsa]

58. It's a shame the typewriter she used

wasn't made by "Moron" or "Moran" instead of Remington Rand.

[benld74]

43. Ba-da-BOOM

[Moostache]

44. Best. Punchline. EVER. (n/t)

[RandiFan1290]

47. lol

[appalachiablue]

52. Threadwinner

[Lifelong Protester]

53. K & R!

[red dog 1]

55. Ayn Rand doesn't die right away..she lives on Social Security for several years before she dies

K&R

[Roland99]

56. Ha!