100 Heartwarming Truths About Trump That You Didn't Know

[Different Drummer]

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@ursusmiratus

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At my house, in light of the Christmas spirit, we're trying to do to do a '100 heartwarming truths about Trump that you didn't know' list, but we're stuck, hence any help or input would be greatly appreciated. Thank you, and merry Christmas everyone 😘 🎁🎄

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[Aristus]

1. 1. He's mortal.

2. He doesn't take very good care of himself.
3. The percentage of people who still support him is the same percentage of people in this country who would eat dogshit if you called it 'grub', served it at the Olde Country Buffet, and put enough hot sauce on it.


Anyone want to take it from here?...

[crazycatlady]

4. ketchup not hot sauce

[Aristus]

6. Most of his strongest supporters are concentrated in the South.

Those guys put hot sauce on everything...

[crazycatlady]

7. Good point

I thought you were talking about Trump himself-- the man who puts ketchup on high end steaks.

[gopiscrap]

2. Like all of us, he will die someday

[shraby]

3. As far as I can discern, there are none. Save your time by doing something

constructive, like hugging your family.

[krispos42]

5. Um....

...he once donated.... no...

Um, he once selflessly.... no...

Well, he volunteers his time and effort at..... nope.

He really loves his..... no, not that either.

I got nothing.

[MoonRiver]

8. He makes shit smell good? (Cause he's so much more disgusting.)

[grantcart]

9. He makes Pence publicly flatter him which undermines

Pence generally and Pence's public pronouncements of faith specifically.

[grantcart]

10. He has fired more Republicans from high office than anyone.

I got 2 you guys get the rest.

[NastyRiffraff]

11. Ummm...let's see

He's a tub of lard who could drop dead at any moment because of his diet?

Have another Big Mac, Donald. And a fish (fried, of course) sandwich. Don't forget the second scoop of ice cream.

[Kablooie]

12. Is heartburning the same thing as heartwarming?