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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsChristmas Bonus: Please come CAPTION this Quartet of Derangements!!!!
Ivanka is thinking: "I've just got to remember to keep somebody between us."
Melania is thinking: "He better not try to hold my hand again this week. . . . He's already three-and-a-half over his quota."
Donald Trump is thinking: "If it's in a skirt . . ."
The Pope is thinking: "I'd rather be left alone in a room with rabid ferrets."
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Christmas Bonus: Please come CAPTION this Quartet of Derangements!!!! (Original Post)
skip fox
Dec 2017
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RKP5637
(67,112 posts)1. "I ended humanity, why isn't everyone smiling and having a parade?" n/t
treestar
(82,383 posts)2. I am making black great again
I'll get the entire black vote in 2020! And the Pope loves me, believe me!
Scarsdale
(9,426 posts)3. Bubble thoughts over heads.
Ivanka" I am SO beautiful, I will enhance this photo. Maleria: What the HELL is this bitch doing here. Isn't she a pretend Jew? Donnie Two Scoops: This will show what a Christian guy I am Pope: If he tries grabbing ME by the "you know what" my guards will shoot the s-o-b. Will this photo be part of their Christmas card greetings, I wonder? Looks like a Mafia funeral.
skip fox
(19,359 posts)6. sweet (times four)
dalton99a
(81,566 posts)4. "Damn demons. Quick, somebody get me the prayer book"
krispos42
(49,445 posts)5. Pope Francis
"Rapture me now! Okay, now! Now! Now! NowNowNowNowNowNowNowNowNowNowNowNowNowNowNowNowNowNowNowNowNowNowNowNowNowNowNowNow..."
krispos42
(49,445 posts)7. Fanta Menace
"I'm taller than this Pope guy, bigly!"
skip fox
(19,359 posts)8. D.T. continues:
Trump is "thinking": "They're lucky to be in the same country as I am, much less the same room!"