No wonder the WH is in such chaos!

[NanceGreggs]

Apparently there were dozens of "low-level coffee boys" running amok all over the place!

What with carrying hot coffee from one office to the next all day, every day - is it any wonder that no one knew what was going on in the midst of all that foot traffic?

Before this investigation is over, we'll undoubtedly hear that Jared Kushner's only job was loading dirty coffee mugs in the WH dishwasher, while Don Jr. was in charge of ordering sugar cubes and cream.

The only person who was NOT a "low-level coffee boy" is Ivanka - aka the official "Tea Lady" of her daddy's administration.

[rzemanfl]

1. Soup! I get soup! n/t

[Wwcd]

2. Gaad! There really is a soup nazi?!

A real one?

[murielm99]

32. Yes, there is a real soup nazi.

I saw a news clip about him around the time the Seinfeld episode aired. I about died laughing.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Original_Soup_Man

No soup for you!

[Wwcd]

34. Haahaa 😎

[NanceGreggs]

4. No soup for you!

But if you want a cup of coffee, I know where the stuff is so plentiful, it takes dozens of people to keep it flowing!

[rzemanfl]

6. But I was the first rec! Look and see. When I was a tiny tot back in the late forties,

if I felt one of my parents had reneged on a promise I would say, "You breaker promiser you." You want I should do that?

[NanceGreggs]

10. Yeah, okay, all right.

I don't want to be known as a breaker promiser.

So one bowl of soup - but no bread!

[rzemanfl]

14. Yay! I haz a bread machine. n/t

[panader0]

24. The best coffee beans are from the sunny slopes of Binomo.

[NanceGreggs]

25. How sad that the political turmoil there ...

... has all but destroyed what was once a great agricultural industry.

Thank god we have someone at the UN willing to stand up for every Binomian!

[tblue37]

30. Binomials, I'd call them. And their population density maps are called

Binomial distributions.

[JDC]

3. Bannon made delicious breakfast pastry I'm told.

[NanceGreggs]

7. Surely we'll be hearing from the pastry people next.

i.e. Pence couldn't possibly have known about contacts with Russians - he was too busy making sure his ham-and-egg souffle didn't collapse!

[JDC]

8. Ah yes. Souffle. Hence the Pence Wince

Sorry.

[George II]

11. And very busy arranging for a third person in the room with him and his wife.

[rzemanfl]

15. I am sure Pence is masterful at separating the whites. n/t

[NanceGreggs]

19. LOL!!!

Okay - you can have some bread with that soup, smart-ass!

[rzemanfl]

20. LOL back at ya. n/t

[Volaris]

35. In other places that's called BOURBON.

[Motley13]

5. apparently the moron is not on decaf

[pecosbob]

9. They all must have been investigating Dunkin Donuts

for child prostitution.

[thbobby]

12. I wonder which low level coffee boy

is in charge of keeping trump's supply of depends available to him.

[Bleacher Creature]

13. Everyone in this administration is a low level coffee boy!

I know you're making a very different point, Nance, but it's still entertaining to recall the way Trump treats everyone who works for him, even high level staffers.

From having Chris Christie make McDonalds runs, to Hope Hicks ironing his suits while he's wearing them ( ), to summoning Reince Priebus to kill an annoying fly buzzing around the Oval Office, he treats everyone like absolute garbage.

I'd be outraged if the subjects in question were even the tiniest bit sympathetic.

[trof]

16. Well, all I did was wad paper.

There was lots of stuff they wanted to get rid of so they gave it to me to wad up and throw away.

I said "Maybe we should get a shredder?" and they said "Naw, we don't need one. Just wad it up real good and toss it in the waste basket and no one will be able to read it ever."

And that's just exactly what I did Mr Mueller.

[japple]

17. And WTH is this because everyone drinks diet coke, esp the boss. Guess

they might just be servants, but in this day and age, we call them coffee boys.

[KY_EnviroGuy]

18. Don't forget Melania...

she handles the White House laundry. Barron folds the towels.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think tRump even drinks coffee, LOL.

[stonecutter357]

21. K&R

[mcar]

22. If only they were Diet Coke boys

They may have had some influence.

[greatauntoftriplets]

23. Too much covfefe in that WH!

[AmericanActivist]

26. LMAO thanks for the much needed comic relief nm

[babylonsister]

27. Hahaha! Yep. They might have been too lax. nt

[ThoughtCriminal]

28. WTF is in that Coffee?

Covfefe?

[Gothmog]

29. The trump lies about the dossier just fell apart

[ProudLib72]

31. I don't trust Bannon not to spit in the coffee

Which is probably why Jared was deployed to keep an eye on him.

[yallerdawg]

33. He has said repeatedly, "I'm the only one who counts!"

As far as he is concerned, they all existed to lick his boots with their tongues - all of them.