The Rude Pundit: What Did That Dumb Orange Motherfucker Say Now (and Are We Gonna Get Nukey)?

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The Rude Pundit

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1/02/2018
What Did That Dumb Orange Motherfucker Say Now (and Are We Gonna Get Nukey)?

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Meanwhile, Trump started the day by shitting on Kim Jong-un, calling the North Korean jack-off "Rocket man" again for reaching out to South Korea for talks. And now Trump's ended it by threatening to nuke North Korea as a response to Kim saying that he has "a nuclear button on the desk in my office." It's the usual bullshit that petty tyrants say.

But Trump apparently saw Kim's New Year's Eve statement, thought, "You think that's acting like a petty tyrant? Hold my Diet Coke," and then tweeted (and it cannot be said enough that this is the goddamned president of the United States saying this): "Will someone from his depleted and food starved regime please inform him that I too have a Nuclear Button, but it is a much bigger & more powerful one than his, and my Button works!" Yes, the goddamned president is having a nearly literal dick-measuring contest with Kim Jong-un. We're gonna need a couple of pairs of tweezers and two microscopes to see who wins.

All of this is just bluster. Trump's as likely to nuke North Korea as he is to follow through on a threat to sue someone who says mean shit about his disgusting family. But it gives Kim even greater justification to push forward with a nuclear weapons program. I mean, really, wouldn't you? If some dumb, irrational motherfucker with no impulse control is saying he might nuke you, you'd sure as shit want some nukes to make that dumb motherfucker think twice. Trump is making the world a more dangerous place, almost as if he just has some nostalgia for the 1980s, the last decade he was actually relevant, and wants everyone to have the nonstop anxiety about being annihilated by nuclear bombs that we all had during the bad old days of Daddy Reagan and the Soviet Union.

We just have to get through 10 months or so of this shit because, barring a Mueller nuke, we gotta wait for the midterms for anything to change. 10 months of childish, deranged tantrums and Republicans pretending it's all fine. Just hang in there until we can show them all the fuckin' door.

Oh, there was one more tweet that deserves mention. "I will be announcing THE MOST DISHONEST & CORRUPT MEDIA AWARDS OF THE YEAR on Monday at 5:00 o’clock. Subjects will cover Dishonesty & Bad Reporting in various categories from the Fake News Media. Stay tuned!" Trump spouted from the shitter. You got that? He's got "much work to do." And, obviously, it can wait while he undermines the free press.

Or maybe that really is what he thinks his job is.

[Va Lefty]

1. "10 months of childish, deranged tantrums and Republicans pretending it's all fine."

That pretty much sums it up. This Country is FUBAR

[TEB]

3. You said it

[trusty elf]

2. shittiest pr*sident ever

[onecent]

4. Love the last picture of him...shittiest president!!!!!

[Va Lefty]

5. POS

[VOX]

6. The Rude Pundit always delivers the goods.

He's been laboring in the anti-Republican vineyard for decades now, and he still brings it.

[Buns_of_Fire]

7. It was only a matter of time

before Dumbass Donald would get into a willy-wagging contest with SOMEONE.

Now what's he gonna do for an encore?