Ivanka Reveals the Truth About Trumps Hair-And Mocks It, Too

[babylonsister]

Oh, noes, Ivanka is the real traitor. This will piss him off more than anything!


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Ivanka Reveals the Truth About Trump’s Hair—And Mocks It, Too
The mystery of Trump’s hair has been solved by his daughter Ivanka, who reportedly joked about his scalp surgery and the epic, spray-assisted struggle to control his follicles.
Tim Teeman
01.03.18 4:45 PM ET


Betrayed by his own daughter.

Forget North Korea. Forget talk of treason and alleged collusion with the Russians. Forget the size of his fingers and the size of his nuclear button.

If President Donald Trump is sensitive about one thing, it is the strange mass of matter—human or otherwise—that adorns the top of his head.

Is this hair real? A comb-over? How much of it is there? Where does it begin? Where does it end? What is its true color? Is it really a domesticated pet? Does it bite?

The mystery of Donald Trump’s hair (“style” would be an over-reach), so long contested, may have finally been solved by his daughter Ivanka Trump—at the same as she reportedly mocks her father’s hair affair to friends.

As reported by Michael Wolff in his new book about President Trump’s first year in office, Fire and Fury: Inside Trump’s White House, we learn that it is Trump’s beloved daughter that leads the chorus of those who mock the Trump “do” (or “don’t’).

“She treated her father with a degree of detachment, even irony, going so far as to make fun of his comb-over to others,” Wolff writes, as extracted in New York magazine. “She often described the mechanics behind it to friends: an absolutely clean pate—a contained island after scalp-reduction ­surgery—surrounded by a furry circle of hair around the sides and front, from which all ends are drawn up to meet in the center and then swept back and secured by a stiffening spray.”

So, Trump has had surgery on his head because he thought it was too big, and yet his fingers remain so frustratingly small? The hair would not be bidden or calmed. It stayed like determined Triffids, then surrounded the pate and laid it to siege. Be warned, Rocket Man: Trump fought back.

If only Trump could unite the country with the same, determined focus as he diligently gathers those disparate clumps and strands of hair together every day.

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[ProudMNDemocrat]

1. Sigmund Frued often wrote about man's preoccupation WITH SIZE.

Donald Trump is an INSECURE man. To appeal larger in everything, he must tear down everyone around him. Even to brag about his penis and hand size, to having the BEST of everything, even down to his hair. Of course, it is a combover. How obvious can it be?

[HipChick]

7. Most narcisstic bullies are insecure..

My sister is one..she tries to tear everyone around her down, especially her more successful siblings....

[TheBlackAdder]

8. While fun to quote, most of Freud's work is now found to be based in early 20th Century quackery.

[trusty elf]

2. ....

[gibraltar72]

3. If memory serves

It was a less than hoped for procedure by a doctor referred by Ivana that lead to him beating and raping her. Per court documents.

[crazycatlady]

4. If this is his favorite child

What could the other 4 say?

[malthaussen]

5. How sharper than a serpent's tooth... n/t

[louis-t]

6. I've often wondered if she really said

"If he weren't my father, I would mace him."