Here's how we terminate people in my company - Mueller, please listen up!

[mreilly]

I work for a financial organization which has very rigid controls. I'm an IT guy responsible for securing access by employees.

When someone is about to be terminated, HR quietly notifies us in advance to be ready. They shoot us a quick IM right beforehand then take the person into a conference room. While the person is getting fired we deactivate all of their accounts in rapid fire.

This ensures that if the person emerges from the conference room enraged and intending vengeance upon the company, they can't even log in to pull it off. They don't even get to go back to their DESKS, even.

Sound harsh? Yes, but we have to protect ourselves.

We all know Donny Two Scoops would literally start a nuclear war before he faces being dragged kicking and screaming from the White House.

My hope is when the indictments start slamming him and his family like depth charges that Mueller has figured out in advance how to get the fucking nuclear football deactivated at that time, so the orange shitgibbon can't race frantically into the Oval Office and start hammering in the nuke codes, which that fucker WOULD do, in a heartbeat.

Someone tell me Mueller is smart enough to save our freaking planet, please!

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1. that's the way it works when the institutions are in complete control of the workers.

if donnie gets the boot out of all this, it's not going to work that way at all.

if he tried something rash, we would have to rely on individuals breaking protocol.

otherwise, he's president right up until the moment he's not.

[onethatcares]

2. that's a scary thought although

the picture of whoever saying to the United States Marine "Place this man under arrest" is pretty alluring. Almost law enforcement porn.

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3. yeah, though, i'm thinking they'd say, "lock him up! lock him up!"