He Tweets Like a Child

[erpowers]

Are you kidding me? Donald Trump tweets like a child. I had heard about his "very stable genius" tweet, but since I do not follow Trump, or read most of his tweets I had not read the whole tweet, or the entire tweet thread. While watching the 10 p.m. news I was finally able to see the full tweet/tweet thread and I was shocked. Seriously, he really said, "on my first try". I may be wrong, but that sounds like something an elementary school kid would say.

I do not think there has ever been a President who pointed out that he won the presidency on his first try. Although some of them make a few attempts before becoming President; most of them win it on their first try.

[Grassy Knoll]

1. So Did Obama. And Most Other Presidents...

..This Fuck Stick Play Toy Is An Idiot. ,

[herding cats]

2. The on my first try part was also a lie.

Trump ran for President as the Reform party nominee in October 1999. He quit in February saying the primaries weren’t fair.

[Binkie The Clown]

3. Yeah, so what? I can draw a picture of Mickey Mouse without even tracing.

And I can color inside the lines, and recite my A-B-Cs almost all the way to the end.

Bectha he can't count to a hundred. I can. I can count to a hundred million billion gazilion if I want to, cause I know all the numbers.

[Control-Z]

4. But are they the best numbers?

I mean the very best and biggest numbers?

I didn't think so.