Dear Donald: A Letter from the Shithole
White South African writer Tom Eaton and his wonderful, brilliant sarcasm... Read the whole thing from blistering beginning to blistering end.
https://www.timeslive.co.za/ideas/2018-01-12-trump-wins-the-race-to-the-bottom/
Excerpts:
I wanted to write you a dazzling list of rebuttals. I wanted to stun you with facts and figures about the energy of this continent and the courage of my own compatriots. I also wanted to help you understand some of our history. For example, since were talking about shitholes and the people who dig them and then shit in them for centuries, I wanted to tell you about something called the trans-Atlantic slave trade. I wanted to introduce you to the four South Africans who have won the Nobel Peace Prize, including Nelson Mandela with whom you claim to have had a wonderful relationship. (It must have been something truly extraordinary, what with him smiling and nodding and edging for the door as you kept asking him what it was like spending those 40 years inside Shawshank Prison.)
...Donald, my people are racist savants. As a white South African man, I am the inheritor of a tradition of racism so blisteringly hateful and so deeply ingrained and toweringly self-righteous, that it makes your chino-wearing, tiki-torch-waving, white-bread white supremacists look like the bedwetting snowflakes they are....
...All of which makes me particularly qualified to tell you something important.
...Youre a gold-star racist.