First Draft of Nunes Memo
Memorandum on Mueller Russia Investigation
The Republican Members of the House Intelligence Committee, in their collective wisdom, have made the following findings:
1. Donald Trump is a Tremendously Wonderful President - So say we all, believe us.
2. The current FBI investigation of Dear Leader Trump led by Robert Mueller is a travesty and is very, very bad.
3. FORMER Deputy FBI Director Andrew McCabe is a Poopy-Head of the first order.
4. There is NO COLLUSION! NO COLLUSION!
5. Vladimir Putin and the Russian government are wonderful allies who have donated generously to our campaigns.
6. There has been NO OBSTRUCTION of JUSTICE, believe us. NO OBSTRUCTION of JUSTICE!
7. Ivanka Trump is HAWT, and should replace Robert Mueller in the investigation, which is very, very bad at this time.
8. The Russians had NOTHING TO DO with the 2016 elections! NOTHING! Believe us.
9. Our Democratic colleagues in the House Intelligence Committee are evil atheists who want to destroy the United States.
10. Donald J. Trump is a GREAT MAN, who should be declared President for Life!
So Say We All!
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This was posted on DU earlier
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100210133923
