MTA Reminds New Yorkers They Can Fucking Walk
NEW YORK—In response to numerous complaints regarding recent delays and route changes to the city’s public transportation system, Metropolitan Transit Authority officials at a press conference Monday reminded residents that they can fucking walk.
“While we always do our best to avoid inconveniencing our customers, city residents should be aware that at any time, they are more than welcome to get off their asses and use their two fucking feet to reach destinations,” said MTA spokesperson Reggie Dawes, adding that the city’s comprehensive street grid system is easily accessible on foot “for any lazy bastard” and should be used as an alternative method of transportation if customers are unable to wait “10 extra goddamn minutes” for their train or bus. “We apologize to anyone frustrated by interruptions in service of our incredibly intricate 24-hour transportation system that provides fast commutes in relative ease and comfort, but remember, you can always just shut the hell up and take a fucking hike. You know what else connects to major locations all over the city? The sidewalk, you ungrateful pieces of shit."
https://www.theonion.com/mta-reminds-new-yorkers-they-can-fucking-walk-1822734848?__twitter_impression=true
Haha. I can actually see MTA spokespersons saying this.
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As a person who relies on public transportation or my feet...
Always leave 30 to 45 minutes earlier than the schedule indicates if you have to be on time.
I've also been known to walk when a bus is late. Sitting at a bus stop waiting, waiting, waiting is the most boring thing, ever!
