For Trump's Parade - A Presidential Carriage

[MineralMan]

If and when Donald Trump has his parade, he'll need a carriage to ride in. Fortunately for him, there are Presidential Carriages in the Smithsonian Museum - Specifically in the National Museum of American History. Here are some from which he could choose - as used in various presidential inaugurations and other events:

Grant's Second Inaugural Carriage


Lincoln's Carriage


Or, he might prefer something like this, also available from the Smithsonian:

[Rollo]

1. This one seems most appropriate...

[MineralMan]

2. Or, perhaps, a Police Paddy Wagon?

[MineralMan]

3. Here's Another Suitable Vehicle

A Classic Manure Wagon and Spreader:

[malaise]

20. You're on a roll

[nocoincidences]

4. I think Falcon Heavy would be a better vehicle and make sure it is pointed at anywhere but Earth. :D

[trusty elf]

13. ......

[malaise]

21. Too good

[HipChick]

5. His lard arse

will break it...

[MineralMan]

7. Assuming he could even heave his bulk up into it.

It's a high step.

[jmowreader]

6. I had a few thoughts...

Garbage truck

Paddy wagon

Mobile shredding truck

The truck with a motorcycle bolted to the top that President Camacho used in Idiocracy
(You know you’re in trouble when Idiocracy is an iOS autofill suggestion.)

Cattle truck, not washed out first

Hazmat cleanup truck

[syringis]

8. LOL great idea !

What about this one to stay in the mood ?

Early military ambulance :


Or perhaps this one, more patriotic

?

[MineralMan]

9. Maybe one of these:

[handmade34]

10. this is what he's most likely thinking

a "sedan chair"

[MineralMan]

11. Well, who wouldn't want those guys carrying your sedan chair?

Clearly, they aren't going to drop it.

[trusty elf]

23. .....

[handmade34]

26. good job

wouldn't been the same without the raccoon though

[lunatica]

12. He'll never give up his golf cart!

LOL!

[ancianita]

14. He'll be watching the parade and his body double from his Mar-A-Lago golf club. nt

[D23MIURG23]

15. I think his carriage should look something like this:

[MineralMan]

16. Very Nice!

[malaise]

17. Give him Lincoln's because it

looks like a pram

[MineralMan]

18. And he's a prat.

A prat in a pram. Perfect. I love British usages.

[malaise]

19. A prat and a brat

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

22. T.R.'s carriage is available, at the Henry Ford museum

[MineralMan]

25. Oh, that's a nice one. Classy!

[Retrograde]

24. Grant's looks pretty classy

Not enough gilt and glitter for Boss Tweet, but I like its simple lines. And it would be worth the cost of a parade just to see Donnie Two-Scoops trying to get into it.

[Hekate]

29. Oooh, "Boss Tweet" -- that's well done, Retrograde. Can I steal it?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

27. Isn't this what he really wants?

[Hekate]

31. Tacky, like the Mad King himself. They can both turn into pumpkins at midnight!

[Bonhomme Richard]

28. This is appropriate

[lunasun]

30. carriage for a clown

[doc03]

32. I was going to post a picture but I could get

in trouble for it. Never mind

[Blue_true]

33. Those things look too delicate for Trump's large ass. nt