#RomneyShambles now trending on Twitter

[Kadie]

#RomneyShambles British government quotes include: What a total shocker / We are speechless / Worse than Palin / Total car crash



Let’s never invite Romney to, well, anywhere, ever, again. #Romneyshambles



#RomneyShambles - Just when the world thinks we got our country straightened out with President Obama, we send them Mitt Romney. Oy.



And for his next trick Mitt will insult the Queen by holding her down & trimming feathers from her hat! #RomneyShambles #VillageIdiot




https://twitter.com/#!/search/realtime/%23RomneyShambles

[monmouth]

1. The Queen must be so relieved she doesn't have to deal with this nabob...n/t

[Kadie]

2. The mayor of London is apparently making fun of Mitt Romney right now. #RomneyShambles

The mayor of London is apparently making fun of Mitt Romney right now. #RomneyShambles



Can this get any worse for Romney? Boris now mocking him in front of 60,000 people in Hyde Park #romneyshambles

[freshwest]

3. I wish I didn't have to have an account to see that. I'd love it. Thanks for the tweets, Kadie!

[jberryhill]

4. Addressing 60,000 people in Hyde Park, Mayor Boris Johnson:

"There's guy called Mitt Romney who wants to know if we are ready. Are we ready? Yes we are!" — London Mayor Boris Johnson to a raucous crowd in London's Hyde Park after the arrival of the Olympic flame.

[freshwest]

6. Thanks!

[flamingdem]

26. Ha! He's united the country against him!

[siligut]

14. I clicked on the link in the OP and was able to go on to the site

I don't have a Twitter account. Did you try clicking the link? Maybe Twitter is different than Facebook?

[freshwest]

24. Let me try again... No, it asks if I have an account or want to sign in.

[Aerows]

83. Go here

http://twitter.com/#!/search/%23romneyshambles?q=%23romneyshambles

For reference, if you use a twitter.com/search you can just input a hashtag. I don't have an account either.

#AmericanBorat is hilarious, too. That's what they are calling him Hope that helps, my friend!

[freshwest]

86. Same result. I'll have to change my permissions. I'm able to see twitter blogs, but not these.

Thanks, hope you're doing well.

It's been kind of a rough week up here but we did actually hit 80 and it was sunny all day which was a nice change.

I'm doing spring cleaning... Which I actually do all year. Emptying out the closets and getting rid of stuff just in case I ever need to move again.

[freshwest]

87. Okay, just changed permission and I'm on the road now!! Thanks..

[Aerows]

88. Glad to help

And I hope things improve for you . This is enough to make you just fall in the floor laughing.

[Coexist]

5. more!!

Mitt Romney now congratulating David Cameron on his country's decisive military victory over Lord Voldemort. #RomneyShambles #p2

Can this get any worse for Romney? Boris is now mocking him in front of 60,000 people in Hyde Park #romneyshambles

[freshwest]

7. Aaaah!!! Now you've got me laughing with tears in my eyes!! Great stuff Boris!!

[nolabear]

8. Not since The Beverly Hillbillies crossed the pond...

Come and listen to my story bout a man named Mitt,
went off to England and proved himself a twit.

[RedStateLiberal]

12. ...And then one day he went looking for some fools

to try to convince that he wasn't a total tool.

[Aerows]

43. Tool that is

Solid, bold

[Tarheel_Dem]

73. "Tool that is. Solid, bold." You guys both deserve DUzy's!

[siligut]

17. lol, he really is clueless

Glad the British press isn't cowed into acting like he's the man he likes to pretend he is.

[DearAbby]

18. STEALING THAT!!!!

[hifiguy]

28. Mittens probably thinks he's an honorary double-naught spy

what with meeting the head of MI6 and all. :

[Drunken Irishman]

33. Just proves $$$ can't buy you class.

[laundry_queen]

84. or tact. or brains. etc. nt

[Bozita]

34. DUzy, for sure!

[malaise]

39. DUzy

[treestar]

68. Upper Class Twit of the Year!

[Lucy Goosey]

9. My favourite so far:

What's Rmoney doing overseas anyway? Does he think there is going to be another draft or something? #RomneyShambles #GOP

[Kadie]

15. ROFL!

[laundry_queen]

85. LOL that's the best! nt

[Coexist]

10. Perhaps this is all a cunning plan by Romney to offshore his gaffes. #RomneyShambles

[FailureToCommunicate]

11. "We are not amused!"

"And my corgis ride INSIDE !"

[RedStateLiberal]

13. OMG I can't stop laughing at this

[Turbineguy]

19. We need a rec tool on individual posts.

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DUzy!

[Kadie]

22. #RomneyShambles I don't remember insulting them, but if I did, I stand by it.

[DevonRex]

23. ROFL!!!

Can I steal this pretty please with chocate sauce and whipped cream on top?!???!'

[FailureToCommunicate]

89. Of course!

I love whipped creme.

(Did you know it comes in chocolate flavor?)

[DevonRex]

95. I do. It goes

straight from the can into my mouth. Just like my kids used to do.

[FailureToCommunicate]

98. Okay, that's just wrong

You should seek help

[DevonRex]

99. Is it better if I tell you I only do that

when I sneak downstairs in the middle of the night?

[FailureToCommunicate]

105. I see nothing...

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[DevonRex]

106. HaHahaHA.

Neither does anyone else thank goodness.

[hifiguy]

29. If that ain't a DUzy, the award should be retired.

[malaise]

41. Freaking hilarious

[Coexist]

16. I can't believe they hacked Mitt Romney's cell phone! Oh, wait... he said that OUT LOUD? #romneysham

I can't stop reading these...

[Coexist]

20. ok - one more -then I swear I'll stop!!

Report: Romney campaign airlifting Chris Christie to London to indiscriminately call UK reporters "numbnuts" #RomneyShambles

[Kadie]

21. more...

#RomneyShambles - Bread always lands butter-side down, and Mitt Romney always lands unprepared. #p2



MITT! PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE. #romneyshambles



Romney offending people on both sides of the Atlantic is the first instance of consistency he has exhibited. #RomneyShambles



To say Mitt Romney is wooden is to insult trees #romneyshambles




Somewhere in doggie heaven Seamus is laughing his ass off right now. #RomneyShambles



#RomneyShambles - Comedians on both sides of the pond are begging Mitt Romney to extend his trip.

[Frustratedlady]

35. OMG! These are great!

Mitt is going to bring us more laughs than George.

[tsuki]

102. But the trees have to be just the right height. nt

[Raster]

25. Mitt the twit!

[TrogL]

27. Join the fun!!

[TrogL]

36. This one's creative

Amarlie ‏@marabout40

RT @brx0: Next up: Driving around London with the queen's corgis on the roof. #RomneyShambles

[TrogL]

67. again on that theme

Juan Miguel Herrera ‏@JMMZHerrera

#romneyshambles Sorry, UK. We had him in a cage on top of the car but he got out.

[TrogL]

37. Monty Python alert

John Burns ‏@johnburnsnc

This just in, Monty Python to reshoot Upper Class Twit of the Year skit. Will use #BBC footage of #Romneyshambles.

[TrogL]

58. also

Memo ‏@m3mo

RT @richardhine: Romney: "I just had a great meeting at the Ministry of Silly Walks. Those folks couldn't have been nicer" #RomneyShambles

[TrogL]

45. an apology

C ‏@anothersnark

RT @corvetteBeth: RT @leenie909: Dear Great Britain: Yeah. We know. Sorry. Welcome to our world. --Signed, America. #romneyshambles

[TrogL]

56. Fear and Loathing in London

Colin Dickey ‏@colindickey

The savage burn Romney is putting on London sorta recalls Hunter S. Thompson in Vegas. I'm almost impressed.

[tsuki]

103. Hunter S. Thompson?? More like America's Borat. nt

[flamingdem]

30. Keith Olberman tweet:

KO just tweeted: New nickname for hapless GOP candidate Mitt Romney: "The Human Olympic Torch"

[harun]

101. LOL

[muriel_volestrangler]

31. For those that don't know, this comes from 'omnishambles'

which is what Labour has been using in the past few weeks to describe various coalition government situations. And that comes from "The Thick Of It", by Armando Iannucci, make of "In The Loop" and "Veep":

Malcolm Tucker: Oh, well that's great. That's fucking great. That's another fucking thing, right there. Not only you've got a fucking bent husband and a fucking daughter that gets taken to school on a fucking sedan chair, you're also fucking mental! Jesus Christ, see you, you are a fucking omni-shambles, that's what you are. You're like that coffee machine, you know, "From bean to cup, you fuck up."

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1534321/quotes

http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/lauren-collins/2012/04/and-you-sir-are-an-omnishambles.html

[maddezmom]

32. thanks for the link

[pinboy3niner]

46. Thanks. That background makes all of this even funnier!

[ipfilter]

38. The Brits are taking the piss out of ole' Mittens.

[AsahinaKimi]

40. Randi Rhodes has been tweeting...

Randi Rhodes ‏@randiradio

Time for @MicheleBachmann to investigate @MittRomney ties to the #AngloSaxonBrotherhood



Randi Rhodes ‏@randiradio

MPs tell Barclays to stop fundraising for Mitt Romney http://gu.com/p/39ax6/tw #LIBOR is bad enough, don't step in more #Mitt.



Randi Rhodes ‏@randiradio

Brits already pissed at #Mitt. So much for the #AngloSaxonBrotherhood. #Olympics



Randi Rhodes ‏@randiradio

Mittens goes for the gold: #Romney to Fundraise with #London Bankers Implicated in #LIBOR Scandal http://finance.yahoo.com/blogs/daily-ticker/romney-fundraise-london-bankers-implicated-libor-scandal-160410445.html …



A few other funny tweets from other people:

Deon V. Robinson ‏@DCaptura

.@MittRomney forgets Labour Party Ed Millibrand's name. Awkwardly calls him "Mr.Leader" #RomneyShambles http://bbc.in/MKFk7V via @Lizardoid



Ethan Hunter ‏@ethanhunter

This is what happens when you don't have your language software properly localized. #RomneyShambles




MsBellaF ‏@MsBellaF

#RomneyShambles Mitt wrote of 'England" "small island" "doesn't make things that people in the rest of the world want" http://bit.ly/Pycppy

[progressivebydesign]

42. I think that the twitter stuff is the best part of the election.

Wish my account wasn't linked to my business! I'd love to have at it.

[Windy]

44. there is also #mitthitsthefan

An amusing tweet.....mitt spotted driving with her magesty's Corbie on the top of his car. Lol

[flamingdem]

94. Thanks for the heads up on yet another one!

Smokey View Ranch ‏@RustyCannon

England! We're sending you Michele Bachmann next. We've got a million of them! #RomneyShambles #MittHitsTheFan

[Tx4obama]

47. Article: Romney in Shambles as Britain Proclaims Him Worse than Sarah Palin

Here: http://www.democraticunderground.com/125160358

[maindawg]

48. Actually worse, than Palin

Its hard to believe that anyone could be worse than sister grifter. And this all has to be making Sarah feel better.
Misery loves company. miserable wretches need company. Its true that mittens has her beat in just about every category.

[Bertha Venation]

49. Did he really say this? See:

"The Beatles were an imitation of the Monkees. But they did not have a TV show."

Did he?

[AsahinaKimi]

50. this was good!

Danielle Blake ‏@DCPlod

Mitt Romney retroactively cancels visit to London. #RomneyShambles

[Bertha Venation]

52. Hahahahaha! Here's another:

"Britain is just a small island that doesn't make things people want to buy."

I can't tell where he leaves off and the snark begins.

[AsahinaKimi]

53. and...

Memo ‏@m3mo

"Why don't they call it, 'Upbeat Street'?" --Romney #RomneyShambles

[Kadie]

66. here...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021026048

[AsahinaKimi]

51. more....

Danielle Blake ‏@DCPlod

This is the biggest disaster for Anglo-Saxons since 1066. #RomneyShambles



Danielle Blake ‏@DCPlod

Olympic hurdlers can rest easy. It'll be impossible for any of them to stumble as much as Mitt Romney has today. #RomneyShambles



Sandra F. Woodward ‏@KySandy

RT: @leenie909 Dear Great Britain: Yeah. We know. Sorry. Welcome to our world. --Signed, America. #romneyshambles



LOLGOP ‏@LOLGOP

"The Beatles were quite competent imitators of our The Monkees, even if they never had their own TV show." #romneyshambles



JackDromeyMP ‏@JackDromeyMP

#romneyshambles Mitt for President? Peter Sellers and Being There come to mind.


paul pod ‏@paulpod

Dear Americans - you're really gonna vote for this guy? Wow, good luck. #RomneyShambles


Neil Chasan ‏@SeattleSportsPT

Best quote ever "Not since World War II has London seen a bombing as thorough as Mitt Romney’s" by Jason Eaesly


BPI Squirrel ‏@bpicampus

Note to Brits: Probably best not to let @MittRomney visit #Stonehenge.... #RomneyShambles

[Kadie]

71. You can tell @MittRomney's doing badly when he starts getting booed by rich white people #RomneyS...

You can tell @MittRomney's doing badly when he starts getting booed by rich white people #RomneyShambles #AmericanBorat


This hashtag is still going strong! What a fun day it has been.

[AsahinaKimi]

72. Yap, this is like

a forest fire out of control... and Romney is in the middle of it...trying to buy his way out.. Not happening!

[JNelson6563]

76. #AmericanBorat LOLZ!

omg. Fucking hilairous.

[AynRandCollectedSS]

54. SNICKER!!!

[AsahinaKimi]

55. omg!

Yes. “@Pawelmorski: Americans: This Mitt person is some sort of American Borat, right? #romneyshambles”

[hifiguy]

59. "Some sort American Borat" sums it up

PERFECTLY!!!

[AsahinaKimi]

60. low blow...

Karen Van Cleve ‏@kvancleve

Sorry Great Britain, Romney just doesn’t understand “you people”. #romneyshambles

[bluedeminredstate]

57. Speaking of uniforms...

Is that Mitt Romney I saw marching in front of Buckingham Palace with the big furry hat on his head?

[Lex]

61. They're 'aving a laff.

Pretty funny stuff.

[AsahinaKimi]

62. President Obama and Prime Minister Cameron discuss how mittromney did in the UK today

[Kadie]

64. LOL!

[nolabear]

63. How can comedians ever keep up? Oh, my sides!!

[Kadie]

65. Here are some more...

Romney is the guy who comes to your party, hits on your wife, double dips his chips in the dip and clogs your toilet. #Romneyshambles


#RomneyShambles New Olympic Sport. The Full Romney. Back pedal furiously as you deny everything you did and take credit for all else.


Remember when candidate Obama went to Europe & was derided for being too popular there? Not going to be a problem for Mitt #romneyshambles


Romney seen swimming the English Channel. Possibly to escape British Press. #romneyshambles


British finally give up and want @piersmorgan back in exchange for @mittromney. #RomneyShambles


Romney goes to Ireland and asks to see Head Leprechaun. #romneyshambles


Do they even make UK adapters to charge the Mittbot? #romneyshambles


Ditch the telly, best entertainment tonight comes courtesy of all the #Romneyshambles tweets




This is too much... I can't stop

[Kalidurga]

69. Twitter can't load any more comments...

due to being over capacity. Good one best #tag ever.

[Kadie]

70. The First Lady has arrived for the Olympic games. Remember, England: She comes back to us...

The First Lady has arrived for the Olympic games. Remember, England: She comes back to us. You can keep Mitt. #RomneyShambles

[maddezmom]

74. I just retweeted that one

[Kadie]

75. Mitt's team is working on an exit strategy. The Brits suggest a catapult. #RomneyShambles

I have not laughed this much in a long time. What a day! I wonder what tomorrow will bring.

[maddezmom]

77. it's been a successful day

for everyone but Mitt.

[Lex]

81. LOL

I haven't ever laughed so much while reading tweets.

[JNelson6563]

78. It will be amazing

as a study in contrasts. The First Lady will be elegant and eloquent, positive and energetic and, in all, a splendid ambassador for us on the world stage.

Fabulous.

Julie

[Kadie]

80. Agreed.

[w8liftinglady]

79. The wild thing is... I think RMoney's horse competes tomorrow

Total media blackout

[3catwoman3]

82. How disingenuous of Willard...

...to try to claim he has no idea where or when the dressage competition will take place. And he says he won't even be watching?

No idea what is happening with his $77,000 tax deduction? Really?

[flamingdem]

96. Horse, what horse?

What a pony balony act.

[tblue37]

104. Even if that obvious lie were true, it would reflect badly on him.

He is known to be a self-centered, domineering, "the man is always right" autocratic twit whose wife even admits that he was extremely jealous and controlling when they were dating (and probably still is!), but tries to explain his behavior away by saying it was just because he "loved [her] so much."

If he really doesn't know anything about her horse and its event tomorrow, that would just prove that he is so self-centered and so neglectful of even his wife's feelings that he can't bother to pretend that he gives a damn about things that are obviously very important to her.

This is actually much worse than Clinton's "I didn't inhale" claim that the Republicans mocked so loudly for so long.

[Aerows]

90. I loved this one

"Poland moving back behind the Iron Curtain just so it can pretend that nobody's home when Mittens gets there."

And these two:

LOLGOP ‏@LOLGOP
At this point, it would be an improvement for Mitt if he tested positive for steroids. #RomneyShambles


@LOLGOP Or hallucinogenics. #Romneyshambles #AmericanBorat

[CoffeeCat]

91. Was Romneyshambles disabled??

Hubby and I tried to get to this Teitter page and there was a message that said that the account was suspended.

I hope we're experiencing technical difficulties. Otherwise, it looks like Rimney's PR dogs are working overtime.

"someone on Twitter is being truthful about my idiocy. Quick! Release the hounds!"

[Aerows]

92. It's not an account

It's a hashtag. Look for it under #romneyshambles It's not @romneyshambles

[flamingdem]

93. #AmericanBorat also hilarious

Neo Blaque ‏@neoblaque

"Not since WWII has London seen a bombing as thorough as Mitt Romney's." ~ Unknown #AmericanBorat

Drug Monkey ‏@drugmonkeyblog

Don't tell your friend they have "small roads". #AmericanBorat #TheDontsInaRelationship

Jonathan Jewel ‏@JonathanJewel

Nothing says that you're presidential material more than being a laughing stock overseas. #AmericanBorat
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[flamingdem]

97. Dear America: in the future if you want your candidates vetted, just send them to London. !!

mollykat ‏@mollykat72

“@DCPlod: Dear America: in the future if you want your candidates vetted, just send them to London. #RomneyShambles”

[tblue37]

100. LOVE this one!

"And for his next trick Mitt will insult the Queen by holding her down & trimming feathers from her hat!" #RomneyShambles #VillageIdiot