My day in Trump America (WARNING DARK HUMOR ALERT)
I woke up in my bunker. After checking the observation portal for any sign of an agent of our tyrannical government, I put on my Kevlar and buckled on my holster. Grasping my AR-15 firmly in hand, I walked my guard dog around the bunker, making sure to avoid the mines and razor wire.
Surviving that, I went back in and turned on FOX News as I prepared my breakfast. More news about potential gun grabbers coming for my weapons simply because there was another massacre at a school this month. why do these gun grabbers always want to politicize these things? Lots of countries have 18 massacres in 2 months. Well, some countries might have 18 massacres in 2 months. Those that do not are those countries where their tyrannical governments do not allow their citizens to carry weapons of self-defense. Poor unarmed citizens.
Getting ready to go out, I buckled on my vest, my arm guards, my knives, some brass knuckles, my 3 handguns, 1 visible, 2 concealed, and put my rifle on my back.
Then I picked up my Power Ranger lunch box and Mom walked me out to wait for the APC to take me to school.
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