Hey What's this fool's itinery?

[Solomon]

Anybody know? What a hoot this guy is overseas!

Done someone rotten thru business everywhere he goes. When he gets there he pisses them off and that makes them talk about it. Who's running this guy's campaign?

I heard he was even going to China. Let me see if I can google it. Watching him screw up everywhere he goes is just too good to be true. I really think he doesn't have the capacity to not screw up.

[Rosa Luxemburg]

1. OMG Mitt in China. Maybe they will keep him there

[NightWatcher]

2. next up, France then Germany

[justabob]

3. not China, but I read he is having a fundraiser in Hong Kong

maybe that is what you're thinking of with China.

I think he heads to Israel next, then Poland.

on edit:

http://blogs.aljazeera.com/blog/americas/romneys-itinerary-during-his-foreign-tour

From London, the Republican hopeful will travel to Israel. There he'll meet Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu, someone he's known for years. He's on record as being a strong supporter of Israel and its government. And that was before a Romney supporting independent political action committee took in a $10m donation from pro-Israel casino owner, Sheldon Adelson. He is likely to again express his concern about Iran's nuclear power programme, but his attacks on the White House's position is likely to be muted as there is a long standing tradition that American politicians don't criticise the President while on foreign soil.

Romney will then wrap up his trip with a visit to Poland where he is expected to re-iterate his position that Russia remains America's biggest geo-political foe. And he's been critical of the Obama administration's creeping co-operation with Russia which he believes has been bad for the likes of Poland.

[Politicalboi]

4. I bet he has some good

Polish jokes too.

[justabob]

8. right? I shudder to think what the next legs of this tour will bring

The Brits are funny and taking it well, but this crap isn't going to go over so easily elsewhere.

[Solomon]

6. How much you wanna bet he screws up even in Israel?

[justabob]

10. especially in Israel

He needs to have a minder assigned to him. He can do real harm there. <shudder>

[Panasonic]

13. He *DID* screw up just before he got there.

He scheduled a fundraiser on a Jewish holiday this Sunday.

Wrong time, dumbass.. The holiday marks the rememberance of the destruction of the 1st and the 2nd Temple.

You know, the thing you use your magic underwear for?

[eShirl]

15. one DUer predicted he'll try to channel Reagan...

"Tear down this wall!"

[janlyn]

5. Israel next

Oh Dear Lord,I can see it now.....as Mitt says

"some of my best friends are jewish" "I love the Adam Sandler Hanukkah song" " I love your Bagels" "Even though you all killed Jesus,you are great guys"

[Solomon]

7. Yeah. They shoulda killed Jesus' brother Lucifer instead.

[Lint Head]

9. I Like Chinese

[eShirl]

16. perfect!

[rustydog]

11. We've located his itinery

Day 1: England, Open mouth, insert foot.
Day 2: Israel: pull overly insulting comment out of ass.
Day 3: China: Check on his favorite laborers and companies
Day 4: Switzerland: make withdrawl
Day 5: prove to world that McCain did pick the smartest running mate.

[Solomon]

12. LOL

"Switzerland: Make withdrawal"

Hilarious. But where would he possibly put a withdrawal. More likely make deposit.

[spanone]

14. he's a real nowhere man

[yellowcanine]

17. He will probably tell the French he loves French fries and French toast.

[Swede]

18. Quick swim in Switzerland.