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The Velveteen Ocelot

(115,725 posts) Thu Jul 26, 2012, 06:57 PM Jul 2012

It is being said on Twitter that Mittens is "some kind of American Borat." So, I give you:

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It is being said on Twitter that Mittens is "some kind of American Borat." So, I give you: (Original Post) The Velveteen Ocelot Jul 2012 OP

jeez.. WARN a girl wouldja..ewwwww . . .n/t annabanana Jul 2012 #1

hell, warn the blind ... zbdent Jul 2012 #47

Oh that is just wrong!!!! JoePhilly Jul 2012 #2

OMIGOD I THINK I'VE GONE BLIND!!! muntrv Jul 2012 #3

Yikes! Kadie Jul 2012 #4

OK. I'm going to go kill myself now...(nt) Jeff In Milwaukee Jul 2012 #5

AHHHHHHH !!!! MY RETINAS !!!! N/T janlyn Jul 2012 #6

Sent to the Twitterverse riverwalker Jul 2012 #7

I just fucking DIED LAUGHING! XemaSab Jul 2012 #8

OK, I am now going to find a screwdriver and pry out both of my eyes! 11 Bravo Jul 2012 #9

Sexy time! Fire Walk With Me Jul 2012 #10

can you do one like this? maddezmom Jul 2012 #11

LOL! Rosa Luxemburg Jul 2012 #12

EWWWWWW.... and I thought the "original" was bad enough....You've given me nightmares. hlthe2b Jul 2012 #13

is nice! Enrique Jul 2012 #14

ew-w-w-w, where's my eye poker-outer? eom ellenfl Jul 2012 #15

Really, REALLY?? Shouldnt we back off until after the convention? rhett o rick Jul 2012 #16

Well, at least it wasn't the hotel room scene. If it DevonRex Jul 2012 #17

Allll righty, then.... The Velveteen Ocelot Jul 2012 #34

Why you, you DevonRex Jul 2012 #36

Both photoshop jobs are priceless! smirkymonkey Jul 2012 #41

I am picturing a moment like this is occurring today, possibly more than once....> jillan Jul 2012 #18

lmao! nt laundry_queen Jul 2012 #20

reaching for the eye bleach....nt laundry_queen Jul 2012 #19

He needs a huge AsahinaKimi Jul 2012 #21

Gee, the Magic Underwear doesn't look a thing like I thought it did Ikonoklast Jul 2012 #22

+1 Scuba Jul 2012 #23

+2 Tikki Jul 2012 #37

This is the second post that has me crying with laughter AndreaCG Jul 2012 #50

Some man-on-the-street reactions... pinboy3niner Jul 2012 #24

That's what they call magic underwear? Brother Buzz Jul 2012 #25

My nama Willard, please-a call-a me Mittens. morningfog Jul 2012 #26

Disturbing and hilarious, all at once. Happyhippychick Jul 2012 #27

I am filled with remorse, and it is most delicious. Arugula Latte Jul 2012 #29

Hello my name is Borat. I like yous. I like sex! Is nice!!! Initech Jul 2012 #28

i'm disgusted and can't stop laughing at the same time JI7 Jul 2012 #30

We have the rights to bare arms but not bare pasty mittwits. part man all 86 Jul 2012 #31

LOL. TheOther95Percent Jul 2012 #32

Did he perhaps mean "Asshole-ism"? smirkymonkey Jul 2012 #42

People with Aspberger's can come across as A-holes. TheOther95Percent Jul 2012 #55

Strangly, that looks very natural... HereSince1628 Jul 2012 #33

Willard Borat. Historic NY Jul 2012 #35

MY EYES!!!! nt Chorophyll Jul 2012 #38

my eyes! my eyes! LibGranny Jul 2012 #39

AAaagh! Ann.....zip him the fuck back up! DippyDem Jul 2012 #40

You've seen it. You can't unsee it. Buns_of_Fire Jul 2012 #43

This picture is obviously photoshopped. RobertBlue Jul 2012 #44

If he turns around Maynar Jul 2012 #45

Welcome to Ignore. Dr. Strange Jul 2012 #46

I need to go chop some onions to make my eyes feel better. mysuzuki2 Jul 2012 #48

could merit the first double DUZY rurallib Jul 2012 #49

Another great one! AndreaCG Jul 2012 #51

People HAVE to place WARNINGS on stuff like this!!!!!!!! benld74 Jul 2012 #52

The thing is.... Doc Holliday Jul 2012 #53

BRAIN BLEACH!!!!! NEED BRAIN BLEACH!!! Jamastiene Jul 2012 #54

annabanana

(52,791 posts)

1. jeez.. WARN a girl wouldja..ewwwww . . .n/t

Reply to The Velveteen Ocelot (Original post)

Thu Jul 26, 2012, 06:58 PM

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zbdent

(35,392 posts)

47. hell, warn the blind ...

Reply to annabanana (Reply #1)

Thu Jul 26, 2012, 08:55 PM

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JoePhilly

(27,787 posts)

2. Oh that is just wrong!!!!

Reply to The Velveteen Ocelot (Original post)

Thu Jul 26, 2012, 06:58 PM

Jul 2012

LOL.

muntrv

(14,505 posts)

3. OMIGOD I THINK I'VE GONE BLIND!!!

Reply to The Velveteen Ocelot (Original post)

Thu Jul 26, 2012, 06:58 PM

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Kadie

(15,369 posts)

4. Yikes!

Reply to The Velveteen Ocelot (Original post)

Thu Jul 26, 2012, 07:00 PM

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Jeff In Milwaukee

(13,992 posts)

5. OK. I'm going to go kill myself now...(nt)

Reply to The Velveteen Ocelot (Original post)

Thu Jul 26, 2012, 07:00 PM

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janlyn

(735 posts)

6. AHHHHHHH !!!! MY RETINAS !!!! N/T

Reply to The Velveteen Ocelot (Original post)

Thu Jul 26, 2012, 07:02 PM

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riverwalker

(8,694 posts)

7. Sent to the Twitterverse

Reply to The Velveteen Ocelot (Original post)

Thu Jul 26, 2012, 07:03 PM

Jul 2012

to be seen, mocked, laughed at, dispised and ridiculed by the entire world in a matter of seconds.
Don't you love the intertubes?

XemaSab

(60,212 posts)

8. I just fucking DIED LAUGHING!

Reply to The Velveteen Ocelot (Original post)

Thu Jul 26, 2012, 07:03 PM

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11 Bravo

(23,926 posts)

9. OK, I am now going to find a screwdriver and pry out both of my eyes!

Reply to The Velveteen Ocelot (Original post)

Thu Jul 26, 2012, 07:04 PM

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Fire Walk With Me

(38,893 posts)

10. Sexy time!

Reply to The Velveteen Ocelot (Original post)

Thu Jul 26, 2012, 07:04 PM

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maddezmom

(135,060 posts)

11. can you do one like this?

Reply to The Velveteen Ocelot (Original post)

Thu Jul 26, 2012, 07:04 PM

Jul 2012

http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1240&pid=121243

Rosa Luxemburg

(28,627 posts)

12. LOL!

Reply to The Velveteen Ocelot (Original post)

Thu Jul 26, 2012, 07:05 PM

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hlthe2b

(102,285 posts)

13. EWWWWWW.... and I thought the "original" was bad enough....You've given me nightmares.

Reply to The Velveteen Ocelot (Original post)

Thu Jul 26, 2012, 07:05 PM

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Enrique

(27,461 posts)

14. is nice!

Reply to The Velveteen Ocelot (Original post)

Thu Jul 26, 2012, 07:07 PM

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ellenfl

(8,660 posts)

15. ew-w-w-w, where's my eye poker-outer? eom

Reply to The Velveteen Ocelot (Original post)

Thu Jul 26, 2012, 07:07 PM

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rhett o rick

(55,981 posts)

16. Really, REALLY?? Shouldnt we back off until after the convention?

Reply to The Velveteen Ocelot (Original post)

Thu Jul 26, 2012, 07:08 PM

Jul 2012

Naw, this is way too much fun.

DevonRex

(22,541 posts)

17. Well, at least it wasn't the hotel room scene. If it

Reply to The Velveteen Ocelot (Original post)

Thu Jul 26, 2012, 07:11 PM

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had been I would not have been responsible for the consequences. I swear.

The Velveteen Ocelot

(115,725 posts)

34. Allll righty, then....

Reply to DevonRex (Reply #17)

Thu Jul 26, 2012, 07:55 PM

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DevonRex

(22,541 posts)

36. Why you, you

Reply to The Velveteen Ocelot (Reply #34)

Thu Jul 26, 2012, 07:59 PM

Jul 2012

mean person you!! You are the meanest of the meanies. You big old poopy head!!!

smirkymonkey

(63,221 posts)

41. Both photoshop jobs are priceless!

Reply to The Velveteen Ocelot (Reply #34)

Thu Jul 26, 2012, 08:19 PM

Jul 2012

God, the humanity!

jillan

(39,451 posts)

18. I am picturing a moment like this is occurring today, possibly more than once....>

Reply to The Velveteen Ocelot (Original post)

Thu Jul 26, 2012, 07:15 PM

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laundry_queen

(8,646 posts)

20. lmao! nt

Reply to jillan (Reply #18)

Thu Jul 26, 2012, 07:17 PM

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laundry_queen

(8,646 posts)

19. reaching for the eye bleach....nt

Reply to The Velveteen Ocelot (Original post)

Thu Jul 26, 2012, 07:17 PM

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AsahinaKimi

(20,776 posts)

21. He needs a huge

Reply to The Velveteen Ocelot (Original post)

Thu Jul 26, 2012, 07:19 PM

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MUSTACHE.

Ikonoklast

(23,973 posts)

22. Gee, the Magic Underwear doesn't look a thing like I thought it did

Reply to The Velveteen Ocelot (Original post)

Thu Jul 26, 2012, 07:21 PM

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Looks kinda binding, in the, uh, not-supposed-to-be-squeezed-like-that area.

Must be a Mormon thing.

Scuba

(53,475 posts)

23. +1

Reply to Ikonoklast (Reply #22)

Thu Jul 26, 2012, 07:24 PM

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Tikki

(14,557 posts)

37. +2

Reply to Ikonoklast (Reply #22)

Thu Jul 26, 2012, 08:01 PM

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Tikki

AndreaCG

(2,331 posts)

50. This is the second post that has me crying with laughter

Reply to Ikonoklast (Reply #22)

Thu Jul 26, 2012, 09:17 PM

Jul 2012

Well done! And to the person who started the thread too.

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

24. Some man-on-the-street reactions...

Reply to The Velveteen Ocelot (Original post)

Thu Jul 26, 2012, 07:25 PM

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Brother Buzz

(36,440 posts)

25. That's what they call magic underwear?

Reply to The Velveteen Ocelot (Original post)

Thu Jul 26, 2012, 07:30 PM

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morningfog

(18,115 posts)

26. My nama Willard, please-a call-a me Mittens.

Reply to The Velveteen Ocelot (Original post)

Thu Jul 26, 2012, 07:31 PM

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I'm a want to be the presinet.

Happyhippychick

(8,379 posts)

27. Disturbing and hilarious, all at once.

Reply to The Velveteen Ocelot (Original post)

Thu Jul 26, 2012, 07:34 PM

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Arugula Latte

(50,566 posts)

29. I am filled with remorse, and it is most delicious.

Reply to Happyhippychick (Reply #27)

Thu Jul 26, 2012, 07:39 PM

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Initech

(100,079 posts)

28. Hello my name is Borat. I like yous. I like sex! Is nice!!!

Reply to The Velveteen Ocelot (Original post)

Thu Jul 26, 2012, 07:37 PM

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JI7

(89,251 posts)

30. i'm disgusted and can't stop laughing at the same time

Reply to The Velveteen Ocelot (Original post)

Thu Jul 26, 2012, 07:43 PM

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part man all 86

(367 posts)

31. We have the rights to bare arms but not bare pasty mittwits.

Reply to The Velveteen Ocelot (Original post)

Thu Jul 26, 2012, 07:44 PM

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TheOther95Percent

(1,035 posts)

32. LOL.

Reply to The Velveteen Ocelot (Original post)

Thu Jul 26, 2012, 07:46 PM

Jul 2012

This is so funny and disturbing at the same time. Someone I know who met Romney said he seemed to lack certain social graces one usually sees in, well, politicians. Her husband, a psychologist, also met Romney at the same event (in 2007) and thought he might have Aspberger's.