Mitts Ace in the Hole - User submitted public domain music for use on the teevee.

[Snarkoleptic]

I submit for your amusement - "Mitt Romney, A Hero In My Mind"

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[liberal N proud]

1. Is it music he can sing to?

I hope so!

[Snarkoleptic]

2. It's got a good beat and it's easy to dance to.

(channeling misc. teens from American Bandstand)

[chalky]

3. Ummm...wow. I'll give them this...

The right wing certainly knows how to excel at mediocrity.

[reflection]

4. This is either semi-clever parody

or the most piss-poor "music" ever conceived. As much as I'd like to think it's the latter, I'd bet on the former.

[chalky]

5. I wavered on this too; listened for some hint of snark in the lyrics.

They're so goofily earnest. If this is satire, it's the most subtle attempt I've ever encountered.

[Quantess]

6. William Tapley is serious.

He has really awesome conspiracy theories about the murals at the Denver airport. He was featured on the Colbert Report a couple of years back. A search on William Tapley should bring up some comedy gold.