Good dog

[bigtree]

UnsilentMajority🌹 @The_UnSilent_ 9m9 minutes ago
Who’s a good boy?!?! 🤗 twitter.com/The_UnSilent_/status/967444159798931456

[SWBTATTReg]

1. Good girl!! nt

[Angry Dragon]

6. girls do not pee that way................

[burrowowl]

8. Some dominant females do

[grantcart]

2. When they go low we go high, I think that dog has gone as high as possible

[smirkymonkey]

3. Awwww! Good doggie!

You deserve a special treat today!

[GallopingGhost]

4. lmfao

OK, this officially wins picture of the year so far.

[Martin Eden]

5. Is that urination ...

... or fellatio?

[world wide wally]

7. I wish I could do that

His opponent for the Senate should use that picture.
I think most Texans would get. Kick out of it.

[malaise]

9. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Perfect

[Ernesto]

10. Senator sausage-face gets what he deserves! n-t

[Scarsdale]

11. But - but,

Ted's daddy was told by GOD, that Teddy Boy was going to be president. God wouldn't lie, would he? Smarmy son of a bitch is getting exactly what he deserves. Another one of those "family values" stooges.

[Fred Sanders]

12. Call an AR15 "Ted Cruz", because he is also so easy to buy.

Substitute any NRA puppet politician in sentence.

[lambchopp59]

13. Now there's some John Oliver-worthy political satire

Oh, yes Ted believes dog, er, I mean god called upon him to lead this nation out of sin, pray--aise the holy oily-garchy. I believe god, er, dog just answered that.

[Cha]

14. Pooch!