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Initech

(100,081 posts)
Sun Mar 4, 2018, 02:58 PM Mar 2018

Preview For This Week's Top 10 Conservative Idiots

During Vladimir Putin's annual speech on Thursday, the Russian president played videos that unveiled brand-new nuclear weapons with startling capabilities.

Putin announced an "unstoppable" nuclear-powered "global cruise missile" that has "practically unlimited" range, then showed an animation of the device bobbing and weaving around the globe. He also played a computer animation of a high-speed, nuke-armed submarine drone blowing up ships and coastal targets.

"Russia remained and remains the largest nuclear power. Do not forget, no one really wanted to talk to us. Nobody listened to us," Putin told a crowd in Moscow, according to a translation by Sputnik, a Russian-government-controlled news agency. "Listen now."

David Wright, a physicist and missile expert at the Union of Concerned Scientists, told Business Insider that the idea of an "unstoppable" cruise missile going around the world without being detected is "fiction," since it'd heat up to an extreme degree. (CNN also reported that all tests of the cruise missile ended in crashes.)
http://www.businessinsider.com/how-satan-2-icbm-nuclear-weapon-works-2018-3




Yeah we're probably all gonna die. And if that's called "Satan 2" it really makes you wonder what happened to Satan 1 doesn't it?

*audience laughs and applauds*

This week on the Top 10 - Trump keeps it 100, Alex Jones gets sued for bullying (shocker), gun nut apologists go apeshit, Jerome Corsi loses his Youtube channel, the NRA might get pulled from Amazon, we find how much damage Russia did, and we're probably all gonna die. For real this time. Plus we've got a new installment of our ongoing series Top 10 Investigates - and this time we're going to take you behind the scenes of Disneyland - turns out it's not exactly the happiest place on earth after all. And in our weekly sermon of all the wackiness the Christian right is up to in "Holy Shit", Pastor Initech is going to introduce you to a church where you can literally marry your gun. Plus we have "I Need A Drink" where we'll get drunk and talk about Johnny Walker's new women-oriented marketing campaign. And it's time kids - time for the return of the NFFSA and our Stupidest State contest! But we've retooled the tournament from last time. It starts on March 21st, but this week it's Selection Sunday! We've got all the info, stats, and odds you need to fill out your bracket! Plus a live performance from the legend himself - Mr. Weird Al Yankovic!

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