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For those who think grammar is trivial (Original Post) DFW Mar 2018 OP
As an internet grammar guru, I salute you. nt tblue37 Mar 2018 #1
Romani ite domum nycbos Mar 2018 #2
Except for those of us that don't give a shit Deb Mar 2018 #3
And ... Straw Man Mar 2018 #4
and... punctuation: hlthe2b Mar 2018 #5
You have to watch out for the ones on the walk trails DFW Mar 2018 #7
And capitalization central scrutinizer Mar 2018 #21
There is an epidemic of then and than mistakes. Kingofalldems Mar 2018 #6
In the dictionary of Republicanese DFW Mar 2018 #8
thank you. niyad Mar 2018 #9
one of my favourites: niyad Mar 2018 #10
Welcome to you're "doom!" Henry Krinkle Mar 2018 #11
What does the Tampa Bay Buccaneers rsdsharp Mar 2018 #12
Well, the Bucs do have the worst lifetime record in the NFL whopis01 Mar 2018 #16
k & r LAS14 Mar 2018 #13
I'd had never heard this...this will come in handy! onecent Mar 2018 #14
😆 Lucky Luciano Mar 2018 #15
Eats, Shoots & Leaves Roland99 Mar 2018 #17
Don't laugh DFW Mar 2018 #18
Through out the ages, there has always been grammar freaks packman Mar 2018 #19
I think I'll file that one away with the Monty Python scene DFW Mar 2018 #20
Let's eat, Grandma ! nt eppur_se_muova Mar 2018 #22
parts of speech go into a bar Motley13 Mar 2018 #23
OK, come clean DFW Mar 2018 #24
forgot to give credit to the Misspent Wurd Motley13 Mar 2018 #25
I still bow down to the dyslexic walking into a bra. n/t DFW Mar 2018 #26
That's a critical apostrophe True Dough Jan 2019 #27

DFW

(54,415 posts)
8. In the dictionary of Republicanese
Mon Mar 5, 2018, 02:39 PM
Mar 2018

It is specifically mentioned that "then" and "than" are to be used at random, and not in context as in English.

niyad

(113,474 posts)
10. one of my favourites:
Mon Mar 5, 2018, 02:43 PM
Mar 2018

Eats, Shoots & Leaves
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Eats, Shoots & Leaves: The Zero Tolerance Approach to Punctuation ES&L.png



Eats, Shoots & Leaves: The Zero Tolerance Approach to Punctuation is a non-fiction book written by Lynne Truss, the former host of BBC Radio 4's Cutting a Dash programme. In the book, published in 2003, Truss bemoans the state of punctuation in the United Kingdom and the United States and describes how rules are being relaxed in today's society. Her goal is to remind readers of the importance of punctuation in the English language by mixing humour and instruction.

Truss dedicates the book "to the memory of the striking Bolshevik printers of St. Petersburg who, in 1905, demanded to be paid the same rate for punctuation marks as for letters, and thereby directly precipitated the first Russian Revolution"; she added this dedication as an afterthought after finding the factoid in a speech from a librarian.[1]


There is one chapter each on apostrophes; commas; semicolons and colons; exclamation marks, question marks, and quotation marks; italic type, dashes, brackets, ellipses and emoticons; and the last one on hyphens. Truss touches on varied aspects of the history of punctuation and includes many anecdotes, which add another dimension to her explanations of grammar. In the book's final chapter, she opines on the importance of maintaining punctuation rules and addresses the damaging effects of email and the Internet on punctuation.

Irish American author Frank McCourt, author of Angela's Ashes, wrote the foreword to the US edition of Eats, Shoots & Leaves. In keeping with the general lighthearted tone of the book, he praises Truss for bringing life back into the art of punctuation, adding, "If Lynne Truss were Roman Catholic I'd nominate her for sainthood."

The book was a commercial success. In 2004, the US edition became a New York Times best-seller. Contrary to usual publishing practice, the US edition of the book left the original British conventions intact.
Title

The title of the book is a syntactic ambiguity‍—‌a verbal fallacy arising from an ambiguous grammatical construction‍—‌and derived from a joke about bad punctuation:

A panda walks into a café. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and proceeds to fire it at the other patrons.

"Why?" asks the confused, surviving waiter amidst the carnage, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.

"Well, I'm a panda," he says. "Look it up."

The waiter turns to the relevant entry in the manual and, sure enough, finds an explanation. "Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves."

. . . .

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eats,_Shoots_%26_Leaves

whopis01

(3,514 posts)
16. Well, the Bucs do have the worst lifetime record in the NFL
Mon Mar 5, 2018, 03:27 PM
Mar 2018

So if they knew their shit, maybe we wouldn’t all know they’re shit.

(No offense to the Bucs - I am a fan. But that was too good to pass up.)

DFW

(54,415 posts)
18. Don't laugh
Mon Mar 5, 2018, 03:46 PM
Mar 2018

In Florida, I trust the Republican State Legislature to pass a bill allowing house pets to have firearms, and for underage pet owners to buy them as birthday presents.

Motley13

(3,867 posts)
23. parts of speech go into a bar
Tue Mar 6, 2018, 11:39 AM
Mar 2018


A dangling participle walks into a bar. Enjoying a cocktail and chatting with the bartender, the evening passes pleasantly.

A bar was walked into by the passive voice.

An oxymoron walked into a bar, and the silence was deafening.

Two quotation marks walk into a “bar.”

A malapropism walks into a bar, looking for all intensive purposes like a wolf in cheap clothing, muttering epitaphs and casting dispersions on his magnificent other, who takes him for granite.

Hyperbole totally rips into this insane bar and absolutely destroys everything.

A question mark walks into a bar?

A non sequitur walks into a bar. In a strong wind, even turkeys can fly.

Papyrus and Comic Sans walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Get out -- we don't serve your type."

A mixed metaphor walks into a bar, seeing the handwriting on the wall but hoping to nip it in the bud.

A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.

Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They converse. They depart.

A synonym strolls into a tavern.

At the end of the day, a cliché walks into a bar -- fresh as a daisy, cute as a button, and sharp as a tack.

A run-on sentence walks into a bar it starts flirting. With a cute little sentence fragment.

Falling slowly, softly falling, the chiasmus collapses to the bar floor.

A figure of speech literally walks into a bar and ends up getting figuratively hammered.

An allusion walks into a bar, despite the fact that alcohol is its Achilles heel.

The subjunctive would have walked into a bar, had it only known.

A misplaced modifier walks into a bar owned a man with a glass eye named Ralph.

The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.

A dyslexic walks into a bra.

A verb walks into a bar, sees a beautiful noun, and suggests they conjugate. The noun declines.

An Oxford comma walks into a bar, where it spends the evening watching the television getting drunk and smoking cigars.

A simile walks into a bar, as parched as a desert.

A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to forget.

A hyphenated word and a non-hyphenated word walk into a bar and the bartender nearly chokes on the irony.

DFW

(54,415 posts)
24. OK, come clean
Tue Mar 6, 2018, 01:02 PM
Mar 2018

Did you find these somewhere, or did you spend 36 hours putting them together?

And who is the genius who thought up the dyslexia excuse?

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