Announcment: Winter is Officially Over in Minnesota

[MineralMan]

I have been to the barber shop for a haircut and beard trim. That is the most reliable sign of Spring that exists on this planet. Old Man Winter has been replaced by Old Man Turkey Neck.

[dchill]

1. Ok, but are you sure you're in Minnesota?

[MineralMan]

4. Reasonably certain, anyhow...

[Angry Dragon]

2. BULL

[safeinOhio]

3. A few more weeks and Ill be

taking off my long handle underwear. Spring time in Michigan.

[Wellstone ruled]

5. Way to go.

Maybe your Partner suggested maintenance was in order?

[MineralMan]

9. Well, there is that, of course.

[Wellstone ruled]

11. Got that message a week ago.

Compliance was in order that afternoon.

[MineralMan]

13. Well, she did give me a $20 bill yesterday, so I took that as

a hint. Oddly, that's exactly what a haircut and beard trim costs at my barber shop, where my entrance is cause for considerable grumbling and minor insults from my barber.

[Wellstone ruled]

14. Dang,your lord and mine must

have Graduated from the same School of House Hold Management. Hey,Hair Cut 17 bucks and she gave me a extra five for a tip for the Barber for tollerating me.

[MineralMan]

15. Hmm...perhaps they're conspiring together...

At the same time she gave me the $20, she handed me two letters that needed mailing. By coincidence, my barber shop is directly across the street from the local post office. I see now the underhanded way she manipulated me.

[Wellstone ruled]

16. Won't say anything,

she knows what I say and do. To Old to challenge authority.

[Eliot Rosewater]

6. Snow, god I hate that stuff. I mean for an afternoon I dont mind skiing in it, but other than

that you can have it.

[marylandblue]

7. The other sign winter is over in Minnesota

Is when the the temperature rises above -10 degrees.

[Lint Head]

8. But is there snow on the roof?

[MineralMan]

10. That's a permanent condition, I'm afraid.

I prefer to call it "Platinum Blond."

[dewsgirl]

12. I'm in Florida, I was at the beach(swimming) Monday. This morning, I thought there was something

wrong with my phone, it said it was 46 degrees, I was like they can't be right. Got dressed went out, yep it was correct.