Neo-Nazi Group Implodes Over Love Triangle Turned Trailer Brawl

[Leghorn21]

The Traditionalist Worker Party was involved in the Charlottesville “very fine people” rally
(note: David “Matt” Parrott was the party’s spokesperson until Tuesday)



snip

The implosion began at a TWP compound in Paoli, Indiana, where Parrott’s wife, Jessica, was allegedly having an affair with Heimbach—who is married to Parrott’s stepdaughter from a previous marriage.

Heimbach and Jessica told Parrott they’d ended the relationship, but Parrott and Heimbach’s wife were skeptical. They arranged to “set up” Heimbach and Jessica in a trailer on Parrott’s property to catch them having sex.

Parrott stood on a box outside the trailer and watched Heimbach and Jessica have sex inside, according to a police report. When the box broke under Parrott’s weight, he entered the trailer to confront them. Heimbach allegedly choked him and chased him into a house, where Parrott threw a chair at him. Heimbach hit back, choking him into unconsciousness, according to the police report.

Parrott fled to a Walmart near his home and called police around 1 a.m. Tuesday morning.

more:

https://www.thedailybeast.com/matthew-heimbachs-traditional-workers-party-implodes-over-love-triangle-turned-trailer-brawl

Nope, I have nooooo comment!

[dalton99a]

1. Calling Jerry Springer

[Hassin Bin Sober]

18. Even Jerry Springer has standards.

[Exotica]

2. Heimbach in action at Trump rally

Link to tweet

[dalton99a]

23. There is a lawsuit against him by the woman

Her name is Kashiya Nwanguma

[Leghorn21]

26. EXCELLENT - thanks dalton. nt

[malaise]

37. I'd love to see this covered on Rachel or Lawrence tonight

Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Despicable deplorable scumbags.

[Exotica]

3. oh, BTW, here is Russia (RT) pushing Heimbach back in 2012

https://torchantifa.org/?p=267

[Leghorn21]

9. Many thanks for your added info, Exotica - I hope this recent fracas really fucks up

his sorry little life -

[Nevernose]

4. Just when you think it cant get trashier

It ends with “flees to Walmart.”

No one could make this up. The trailer in the backyard, the too fat for the collapsing box, the wife sleeping with the former stepson, the “sting operation” between the husband and his former daughter, the whiff of incest (it’s at least incest-adjacent), the fact that they’re all goddamned Nazis?

I don’t know any fiction writers talented enough.

[dixiegrrrrl]

14. I like the bit where the big tuff Neo was hiding in his bedroom

ordering his wife to make the cops go away..
Also good that he got a few charges from that bit, too.

[mr_lebowski]

30. Maybe I'm not following properly but technically I think the wife is f***ing her son-in-law ...

Not former stepson.

Although come to think of it, maybe she's both, as well as his brother-auntie-cousin, or the like.

[Nevernose]

39. I found this explanatory flow chart

Surely that clears up any confusion, right?

[smirkymonkey]

35. I loved that ending too!

Icing on the trailer trash cake.

[ProudLib72]

5. This story has it all!

Weird, inbred relationships, spying by standing on boxes outside of trailers, fleeing to the nearest Walmart for protection.

These are the bestest people of all!

[dalton99a]

7. Very fine people, indeed

[Leghorn21]

8. Exactly, 72!! I was sort of just reading along and got to the part I posted and started screaming

with laughter and said, aw jeez, I got to share this with my DUers!!

HAVE MERCY!!

[Cha]

45. I like your synopsis better!

ROFLMAO!

[ProfessorGAC]

50. Watching Others Have Sex Through Their Window

That's a pretty creepy part to leave out, Lib!

But i share your ROFL icons.

[GulfCoast66]

6. You just cant make this shit up. And some of them are good people

[dalton99a]

10. Police report in pdf:

https://www.splcenter.org/sites/default/files/59d01-1803-f6-000300_redacted.pdf

[Leghorn21]

15. OMG, dalton!!

“Work/School - - White Nationalists”

Wellll, okay.

[dalton99a]

17. Who financed his travels?

RT?

[Leghorn21]

19. Dues-paying members of the Party? - he sure doesnt appear to be particularly employed, eh?

I wonder if the ole boy has a bit of federal/state assistance, hmmm

[dalton99a]

21. I wouldn't doubt it

[bullwinkle428]

58. "GREETINGS!"

[MustLoveBeagles]

11. Horrible people

I do feel sorry for the children.

[Leghorn21]

27. Absolutely 100%, Beagles. I didnt realize any kids were around to witness this insanity.

Could not agree with you more -

[Orange Free State]

12. This is funny as hell, especially about fleeing to a Wal-Mart

They sure do sound like a typical bunch of Wal-Martians.
The box breaking under his weight while watching his stepdaughter have sex is funny too.

Maybe he want to Wal-Mart to buy a small stepladder for next time, ever think of that?

[mr_lebowski]

31. No his stepdaughter-from-previous-marriage is being cheated on & it's his wife doing the f***ing ..

... with their 'son-in-law' ... dude who's married to his stepdaughter from earlier marriage (basically that makes the dude their son-in-law ... but that's assuming that a 'former stepdaughter' remains in some sense, 'a daughter' even after the marriage to the girls mother is over).

Get it now?

I mean, it's such common, everyday shit ... really I don't know how you could've been confused ...

[Orange Free State]

41. I would have to draw a graph

To figure that out and it’s too early and not worth the time. But I guess they did not commit incest, but probably just by sheer luck.

Incest might actually improve the gene pool of this pack of nut jobs.

[blugbox]

52. Here you go

One of these will help.

[Orange Free State]

55. A Spirograph!

Bwahahahahahaha!

[Leghorn21]

13. So I just found this on a blog, and the picture is from Dec. 2016, so I guess thats Heimbachs

current wife, who I guess helped steady the box Parrott was standing on, although...well, I don’t really know.

”The master race, everyone.

Edit: To further confuse things, xenocide cleared up (sort of) the nature of the relationship in PoliERA:

It appears to be his Wife's stepfather's second wife that he was sleeping with. That sure is confusing...

Yea, it's Heimbach's Wife, is the stepdaughter of Parrot who married an older woman (Heimbach's Wife's Mother). They got divorced, and Parrot married a woman around his age who had a daughter from her previous marriage, who is a teenager. That second wife of Parrot is who Heimbach was sleeping with.”

[dalton99a]

16. It is confusing:

[Leghorn21]

20. Oh, this is AWFUL!! I enjoyed reading about standing on a box and fleeing to WalMart but

oh dear - SAD!

[dixiegrrrrl]

22. Got themselves a fore shure lil bit o' paradise right there, don't they? n/t

[Orange Free State]

42. Interesting that Heimbach is a light complected Black person holding an Aryan blond child

I’d like to see the DNA on that one. Maury Povich is no doubt waiting with a sealed envelope just behind that trailer. We could get another fist fight and police report out of this yet.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

46. The bottom line is that he's his own grandpa. nt

[yellowcanine]

24. Wait, Heimlich was having sex with his step mother in law?

I am so confused. Reminds me of the "I am my own Grandpa" song.

[dalton99a]

25. With the wife of his spokesman, who is his wife's stepfather

who is also his landlord

Yeah

[Tanuki]

48. Here's a chart

[dalton99a]

49. That's it

The next question is: The 2-year-old and 7-month-old - who do they really belong to?

[yellowcanine]

60. So he IS banging his step mother-in-law (sort of, anyway). I Am My Own Grandpa Lyrics

https://www.google.com/search?q=i+am+my+own+grandpa+lyrics&rlz=1C1GCEA_enUS787US787&oq=i+am+my+own+grandpa+lyrics&aqs=chrome..69i57j0l5.16433j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

I'm My Own Grandpa
Ray Stevens
I was married to a widow, who was pretty as can be
This widow had a grown-up daughter
Who had hair of red
My father fell in love with her, and soon they too were wed
This made my dad my son-in-law
And really changed my life
Now my daughter was my mother
Cause she was my father's wife
And to complicate the matter
Even though it brought me joy
I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy
My little baby then became a brother-in-law to dad
And so became my uncle, though it made me very sad
For if, if he were my uncle, then that also made him brother
Of the widow's grown up daughter, who was of course, my stepmother
Uh huh
Father's wife then had a son who kept them on the run
And he became my grandchild, for he was my daughter's son
My wife is now my mother's mother, and it makes me blue
Because although she is my wife, she's my grandmother too
God
Now, if my wife is my grandmother, I am her grandchild, yeah
And every time I think of it, heh! Nearly drives me wild
'Cause now I have become the strangest case you ever saw
As husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpaw
Oh, I'm my own grandpaw
I'm my own grandpaw
It sounds funny, I know, but it really is so
Oh, I'm my own grandpaw
I'm my own grandpaw
I'm my own grandpaw
Talk about incest!
It sounds funny, I know, but it really is so
I'm my own grandpaw.

Songwriters: Moe Jaffe / Dwight Latham
I'm My Own Grandpa lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC

[Tanuki]

64. Listen to Ray Stevens sing it....

[mr_lebowski]

65. Sort of but not really cause once Parrot divorced Brooks mom she's no longer related to him

in any legal sense.

Tho it's not uncommon for those sorts of bonds to stay intact after a divorce esp. the step-parent played a major part in a kids upbringing. Sounds like Parrot and Brook at least still stay in touch.

[Leghorn21]

61. Oh, much appreciated, T!! But...no, I still dont get it. I find myself repeating over and over,

“He is her stepfather. He is her stepfather. She is her landlord. He is her stepfather,” as if repetition will clear up my

...but as I said, your chart is much appreciated!!

[petronius]

28. What's that insult these guys are so fond of? Rhymes with "duck"?

[Leghorn21]

29. Ill take CUCK for $200, pet!!

[FSogol]

66. OMG, rofl

[malaise]

32. Deplorables best describes them

[Tipperary]

33. Omg.

“Fled to a Walmart,”. You cannot make this shit up.

[d_r]

34. This is like a tornado

Whatever the outcome, somebody is losing a trailer

[JI7]

36. So many stereotypes in this. Even Wal-Mart gets a mention

[Achilleaze]

38. Republican "family values" are complicated

Complex, like the ooze at the bottom of a cesspool.

[dalton99a]

47. Complex, and with all the tenderness of Anna Karenina/Wuthering Heights/Jane Eyre

[MineralMan]

40. Absodamnlutely Hilarious!

Say Hello! to your leadership, right-wingnuts!

[malaise]

44. I want to see Rachel, Lawrence or anyone else explain this to America

and remind all that Heimbach attacked a woman at a Con rally and was a major factor among the goons and thugs who perpetuated that Charlottesville madness and killed Heather Heyer...the Con's good people.

[Orange Free State]

43. Perhaps Wal-Marts could become Sanctuary Big Box spaces

for neoNazis fleeing incestuous violent relatives. They are open 24 hours and have lots of racks and shelves to hide behind if your mother-in-law comes in after you with little swastikas in her eyes and mayhem in her heart.....😄

[Tanuki]

63. They also sell guns....maybe Matt was going there to grab one. Eom

[still_one]

51. For a moment when I saw the OP I thought it was about trump, Daniels, and Melenia

[dalton99a]

59. +1

[Aristus]

53. Wow. The 'Deliverance' crowd really had their cages rattled, didn't they?

Toss 'em some ribs and some Colt .45, turn on 'The Voice', and let 'em calm down a little...

[Hav]

54. Better than anything the Onion could make up

I actually needed the chart another poster showed to understand this web of relationships. Also, it's funny that he only stormed in after the box broke only to get his ass kicked. Before that, he apparently enjoyed the show.

[bullwinkle428]

56. I was thinking the best comedy writers in Hollywood couldn't have

come up with a more hilarious script!!

[BSdetect]

57. Darwinism at work.

[SonofDonald]

62. There had to have been lots of cheap

Beer involved, how horrible.

[FSogol]

67. The funniest quotes from the article:

“People have lost faith in the party on every level,” he said.

...where Parrott’s wife, Jessica, was allegedly having an affair with Heimbach—who is married to Parrott’s stepdaughter from a previous marriage.

Parrott stood on a box outside the trailer and watched Heimbach and Jessica have sex inside, according to a police report. When the box broke under Parrott’s weight, he entered the trailer to confront them.

choked him....threw a chair at him

Parrott fled to a Walmart near his home

The Heimbachs’ two young children were present when he allegedly assaulted his wife.

The police report lists Heimbach’s occupation as “white nationalist.”