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Rex Tillerson: I Hope Trump Finds Out Hes Impeached on Twitter
By Andy Borowitz
10:16 A.M.
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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)In a freewheeling conversation with reporters after his departure from the State Department on Tuesday, Rex Tillerson said that he really hopes that Donald Trump finds out that he is being impeached on Twitter.
I mean, the way I see it playing out, hes up at 3 A.M., starting a new feud with Oprah or someone, and thats when he finds out, Tillerson said. My only regret is that I wont be there to see it.
Tillerson started laughing in what some witnesses described as a demonic manner as he imagined Trump learning of his impeachment on Twitter.
I mean, you have to picture him with his BlackBerry in his itty-bitty hands, and thats how he finds out, Tillerson cackled. It would serve the bastard right.
Composing himself, Tillerson added, Let me make something clear. Ive done well for myself. Ive lived a full life and, by any measure, a successful one. But, if theres one last thing I have on my bucket list, its that Donald Trump finds out hes being shitcanned on Twitter. I mean, you want to talk about sweet.
Andy Borowitz is the New York Times best-selling author of The 50 Funniest American Writers, and a comedian who has written for The New Yorker since 1998. He writes the Borowitz Report, a satirical column on the news, for newyorker.com
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marybourg
(12,633 posts)ran this one by their lawyers first.
marble falls
(57,112 posts)marybourg
(12,633 posts)unless you do so with a knowing falsehood, or reckless disregard for the truth or falsity. Think this meets the test?
marble falls
(57,112 posts)StatGirl
(518 posts)Although these days, you can't tell!
Grassy Knoll
(10,118 posts)Thanks For Posting..