My Trump-loving sister's response to this $29.95 work of "art" was...

[Miles Archer]

My sister shared this on Facebook and commented: WONDERFUL PICTURE ! HE "DOES' LOVE AMERICA !!️️



The poster's description:

I RESPECT THE FLAG: The most remarkable portrait of President Trump ever painted is now available here as an 11x14 limited edition print:

...and I'm obviously not going to post the link. Sells for 30 bucks.

[spanone]

1. he shreds the flag just like he shreds the constitution

HE loves don trump.

[CaptainTruth]

26. Bingo. nt

[Soxfan58]

2. Does it come

On toilet paper sheets.

[jberryhill]

4. No, but he does

[Miles Archer]

18. I see what you did there

[highplainsdem]

3. I see so much garbage like that in Trump memes on Twitter. Deplorables worship him.

Definite cult-like, authoritarian tendencies there.

[Siwsan]

5. No doubt it's a watercolor, painted with frustrated tears of desperation

Truly a bizarre piece of kitsch. And what is that blue cloth in his right hand supposed to represent.

[DFW]

13. Maybe that proverbial towel he might be ready to throw in?

Maybe the picture was commissioned by Fox Noise to enhance revenue lost by deserting advertisers?

Now twenty million Foxsuckers can bow down in front of it every night before dinner and chant Trump U Akbar!

[Siwsan]

16. One can only hope!!

Every person has their breaking point. I just keep waiting for the melt-down.

[DFW]

23. For him to break or melt down

First he has to realize there is a crisis. I don't think he's there yet. I don't get the impression he realizes he is under some kind of strain that he can't make go away by a simple declaration of bankruptcy. Moral bankruptcy is not a plea that includes legal exoneration in the bargain.

[Siwsan]

25. I keep hoping that, on some subconscious level, he is in full panic mode

And that level will grow and grow. Although, since he is a pathologically narcissistic sociopath - I might as well focus that hope on something rational.

[DFW]

31. And there's the rub

I don't think "rational" enters into it.

[Siwsan]

40. You are likely correct

It feels like I am desperately reaching for some hope of eventual normalcy.

[GeorgeGist]

36. Careful what you can wish to for.

[magicarpet]

15. That is his cum cleanup cloth....

.... so he can spiffy things up after he finishes f*cking around with his prostitutes and porn stars or after he finishes slapping the monkey while he dreams of his naked daughter.

[Siwsan]

28. Well, there goes my breakfast.

Thanks.

[magicarpet]

30. The stinging slap in the face of reality....

.... can you believe this pig resides in our White House ? Damn those people who placed him there.

[forgotmylogin]

50. I was just going to post that.

Thought process: "What the hell is that...is that a washcloth? Do they think he blots tears? The Donald doesn't cry, and the Donald doesn't clean, what the hell would he ... oh.

[xor]

61. ewwwwwwwww.

I know what sort of nightmares I'll be having for the next week.

[greatauntoftriplets]

35. A wash cloth so he can wash his face with his tears?

[FSogol]

6. Someone photoshop him into the dogs playing poker picture.

TIA

[TheBlackAdder]

10. He'd be off to the side. . .

getting screwed by the pooch.

[LastLiberal in PalmSprings]

7. What is the blue cloth in his right hand?

My guess is a pair of Stormy Daniels' panties.

[Ilsa]

12. Probably not thong-y enough to be hers.

Maybe they belong to one of the teen beauty contestants?
(Great suggestion, BTW. )

[The Genealogist]

34. Guessing it is a snot rag

I think this tacky ass bit of kitsch that makes an Elvis on velvet look like the Mona Lisa in comparison is supposed to represent him feeling all the sadz over the flag being torn up. As if dotard gives two hoots in a rain barrel about the flag. One creepy artefact of their cult if you ask me.

[CatMor]

8. The only thing missing for his followers is his halo.

[jpak]

9. Did it come from Spank! magazine?

[MaryMagdaline]

11. He "does," does he?

Trying to build a sincere image for your idol, it's probably best to leave out quotation marks, which undercut your intent.

[DFW]

14. Worse yet. Look closely

"DOES'

Quotation marks to the left, and an apostrophe to the right. True Republicanese grammar.

She is truly a member of, as they say in Republicanese, Trumps fan's

[MaryMagdaline]

46. good catch!

[CurtEastPoint]

17. Same artist responsible for this travesty... get ready...

?t=1469819944

[Miles Archer]

20. Very inspirational. I can almost hear Lincoln saying...

"...If I can make it there, I'll make it anywhere, it's up to you, New York, New York."

[Snotcicles]

22. But at least this one depicts actual hand sizes. nt

[hatrack]

24. And since it's John McNaughton, there's only one possible response . . .

[CurtEastPoint]

38. LOL!!!!!!

[Afromania]

47. Let's see 1.....2....3.... 6 black people, no other minorities that I can see and wtf is going on

with those people on the bottom right? In particular, that one dude in the robe looking like he just got back from the Fal-Tor-Pan. I don't even know how to process the rest of this mess.

[forgotmylogin]

51. This looks like the mixed-up fever dream

where the curtain calls for Jesus Christ Superstar, Les Miserables, 1776 and Miss Saigon all happen simultaneously due to a theater scheduling mishap.

[samnsara]

19. they can display it next to their Trumpy Bear

[Miles Archer]

21. Oh, make no mistake about it...she has collected the Trump bling.

She has a Trump-Pence yard sign on the wall over her sofa in the living room.

She really wanted one of those MAGA hat Christmas tree ornaments, too.

[CurtEastPoint]

42. Not a snark question: is she mentally stable?

[Miles Archer]

45. When it comes to Trump, she's 100% hoodwinked

I blame decades of Fox News. She discovered it around the late 90s, and she devours it daily. That's gonna leave a mark.

I haven't had cable TV for quite some time. When the final episode of The Sopranos aired on HBO, I took the box and remotes back to Comcast and that was the end. So most of my "cable news" consumption is via the Web. I post occasional Fox clips here for sheer entertainment value and to shine a light on the lunacy, but I couldn't imagine sitting through an entire "Fox & Friends." My sister, on the other hand, is right there on the edge of her seat.

In most other areas, she has it together. When it comes to Trump, she is 100$ on board that train.

[syringis]

27. Art ? hmmm....

I'd rather say "Fart"...

[kentuck]

29. wrapped in the flag...

“When and if fascism comes to America it will not be labeled ‘made in Germany’; it will not be marked with a swastika; it will not even be called fascism; it will be called, of course, ‘Americanism'” – An uncredited New York Times reporter covering Halford E. Luccock in an article published September 12, 1938.

[JCanete]

64. nice reference!

[PatSeg]

32. That is pathetic

and really disturbing.

[Neema]

33. He looks like he's about to spew fast food all over the place and then use the flag as a napkin.

But maybe that's just me.

[JHB]

58. He looks like there's a staircase he has descend... with no handrails!

[CelticWinter]

37. yes my trump loving sister

thinks this is sooooooooo beautiful, I said it wasn't worth the lighter fluid to burn it use it to line a bird cage.
Celtic

[LastLiberal in PalmSprings]

39. He's probably weeping because of how he butchered the National Anthem

which caused the Flag to try to kill itself by shredding.

It's interesting that rather than use a neutral background the artist chose to paint a packed NFL stadium.

[vercetti2021]

41. Another reason why I'm glad I'm a single child

Because if I had a sibling that liked Trump, I would probably smack them and say is there anything in between the ears?

Plus this is the most oddest art I've ever seen. What the shit does a ripped up flag have to do with the anthem in a football field? The players are kneeling, not ripping the flag idiots.

[democratisphere]

43. drumpfers sure have an alternative universe view of everything related to drumpf.

The picture definitely portrays drumpf as the destroyer of the freedom of expression related to the NFL player's kneeling protests. drumpf has left America in tatters.

[Miles Archer]

44. Apologies in advance, I know it was a typo but...

...sometimes I really DO feel like Trump has left America in taters.

[democratisphere]

52. Those ain't sweet taters. Them are yams!

Flunked spelling.......

[Initech]

48. He looks like he just puked on the flag in that picture.

[JHB]

49. Ironically, the proper thing to do with a flag that's gotten that tattered...

...is to burn it, according to US Code Title 36, Chapter 10, paragraph 176, item (k).
http://www.usflag.org/uscode36.html#176

[tazkcmo]

56. Yup

Had to dispose of a couple old and worn flags while in the Army. I found a Boy Scout troop to handle the duties for me. The troop leader was very excited at the opportunity to teach his troop the proper way to dispose of the flags.

My back up plan was to just throw the frigging things in the trash.

[Baitball Blogger]

53. Omigod! The much desired adoring crowds in the background.

So sad.

[dembotoz]

54. assume for the 30 bucks it is done in velvet?

goes next to the elvis

[Demsrule86]

55. As a military brat who's father once burned her jeans because she had flag patch on her seat,

I can tell you,he shouldn't hold the flag that way...ignorant grifter is what he is.

[gratuitous]

57. Take a screenshot

In 18 to 24 months, she will be denying that she ever said or even thought such a thing. It's nice to have documentary proof, nicer still when it's in a person's own hand.

[Blue Owl]

59. Toddler With Blankie

n/t

[NurseJackie]

60. I don't understand flag-worshippers.

[maveric]

62. Red Meat

Sorry but your sister is a delusional idiot.

[sammythecat]

63. ok, that does it. I'm going to Mars.

Gotta get outta this place

[Vinca]

65. Don must have commissioned it. 80 pounds light and a near normal skin tone.

[WyattKansas]

66. Over sized head on a thin man's body?

Seriously, did some novice paint this?

I really don't have an interest in art, but this is just bad. Oh, and why would he be on the field at a Super Bowl crowd setting?