Coming off the rails! . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Donald J. Trump!!!

[skip fox]

Donald ("The 'J' is for "Jerkoff," a family name" ) Trump is thinking: "Now to ditch Kelly so I can start doing what I really want. . . . Like that idea Miller had last week about building a bridge to Russia from the Aleutians. . . . Or Bolton's idea about taking over the Iranian Embassy in D.C. and when they protest, . . . well, we'll give them something to protest about. . . . Or that idea Bolton had about re-establishing The House Unamerican Activities Committee. . . . You bet! . . . It's time to meet the future head on!"

[RKP5637]

1. They're coming to get me now! n/t

[lamp_shade]

2. I'm his age. I'm guessing his botox injections are done with a turkey baster.

[skip fox]

3. I'm his age as well. 71.

Other than that, being a male and raised in this country, we have nothing in common.

[skip fox]

10. That's a sweet image, by the way.

One of the best of its kind. (And I say that as a writer.)

[forgotmylogin]

4. Why do all his formal portraits have him making that

suspicious "something is happening over there" look? Has there ever been a more paranoid looking president?

He is fond of the "Blue Steel" pic of him taken at the reception desk at Mar-a-Lago (when he was "writing a speech&quot . But everywhere else he looks constipated, is having a hair emergency, or like he's about to bolt for the door.

[skip fox]

5. Good eye.

Good read.

(Or maybe he has a hairball he's about ready to cough up.)

[smirkymonkey]

8. It's his Mussolini pose...

He thinks it makes him look like a powerful dictator, but it only makes him look like a fat, orange, hideous, bloated pig with a chingina.

[Nitram]

9. Trump probably thinks that makes him look thoughtful and dignified.

Above the fray.

[YessirAtsaFact]

6. This is what fake Gravitas looks like

[dembotoz]

7. gotta look good for the great unwashed...god i hate the great unwashed.

[Johonny]

11. With the huge, big ratings of Roseanne's reboot I think it's time for a renewal of the Apprentice

I see a room filled with thirty or forty DACA workers desperately trying to stay in this great country. I'll call them my cabinet. Each week I fire one and they get deported. ABC will snap it up like a ex-Russian agents snaps up poison. They love that stuff. It will get huge ratings, deport rapists, and solve the White House staffing problems. This is the best idea I've had since naming stuff after Trump.

[TheBlackAdder]

12. "I am President. I am Chin Proud. FREE THE CHINGINA!"

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[SonofDonald]

13. A bridge to Russia from the Aleutians

I know it's a joke

But so dumpf like, he'd say something like that not realizing there would be around 20 bridges as the Aleutians are an island chain.

And you'd have to put in around 400 miles of road just to get near the first one.

Think the wall would be expensive?

Classic dumpf.