Sinclair TV Anchor Suddenly Begins Reading News in Russian
Sinclair TV Anchor Suddenly Begins Reading News in Russian
April 2, 2018
AKRON, OHIO —Viewers of the Sinclair station in Akron were startled on Monday when a longtime news anchor, Carol Foyler, inexplicably began reading the evening news report in Russian.
Foyler, who is not of Russian heritage, greeted her audience with a hearty “Zdravstvuyte,” and then read the evening’s top stories entirely in her newly adopted language.
After racing through the local coverage, Foyler abruptly segued to footage of the Russian President, Vladimir Putin, admiring the launch of his nation’s highly touted new Satan-2 missile.
Viewers flooded the station with complaints, with many expressing alarm that, in the words of one audience member, “something was up with Carol.”
“Maybe she’s taking Russian classes in her spare time, or something like that,” Harland Dorrinson, a loyal viewer of the Sinclair station, said. “Still, it made it really hard to understand the weather.”
Responding to the outpouring of concern about her, Foyler later issued the following English-language statement: “I am being treated well here. My loved ones need not worry.”
By Andy Borowitz
(The Borowitz Report)
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giving them overpaid jobs for which they know, deep down, they are not qualified. They know they'll never have those salaries in an honest employment situation. Their spending habits are likely already tied to better pay, so they are trapped, held hostage, into repeating the Sinclair dogma. Has anyone closely observed their eyes blinking for hidden messages? 
you skeered me