"You can't get a good colostomy bag thru Amazon." . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!

[skip fox]

Donald ("I take three or four jalapeno high-colonics a day just to keep regular" ) Trump: "It's not my fault that Amazon's stock's is tanking, . . . just because I tell it like it is, . . . and it's certainly NOT because of what that failing rag, the Washington Toast, writes about me . . . I mean, if they'd tell the truth for once maybe I wouldn't have to raise the postage on all of Amazon's goods 89% . . . (and we'll still be losing money!). . . . But no, it's not in retaliation, not a bit."

[MFM008]

1. He IS a colostomy bag

..........

[YessirAtsaFact]

2. No, hes the contents of a colostomy bag

Don’t insult the poor bag like that!

[skip fox]

3. D.T. is saying:

"Abuse of power! . . . Are you guys kidding? . . . Do you hear yourselves? . . . It's my job to crush my enemies. . . . If not me, who?"

[dembotoz]

4. i bought melania thru amazon and now they refuse to take her back

[Vinca]

5. "What? More than a 100,000 Trump items on Amazon??? FAKE!!! FAKE!!!"

[MiniMe]

6. tRump has no authority to chage postal rates

[Johonny]

7. My popularity is so high right now that the Trump presidency is like an opiate epidimic

and I'm doing very little about either or both as I like to call it.