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Tommy_Carcetti

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Tue Apr 3, 2018, 02:48 PM Apr 2018

BREAKING NEWS: New Russian diplomats arrive in the United States.

The sixty new diplomats all bore a strong resemblance to the previous 60 diplomats, with the notable exception that all wore what appeared to be Groucho Marx novelty fake glasses/nose/moustache pieces. Additionally, the new diplomats also had the same exact name as the old diplomats, except that their names featured an added "-ski" at the end.

President Trump warmly welcomed the diplomats' arrival and expressed hope that this marked an exciting new chapter in U.S.-Russian relations.

Details at Eleven.

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BREAKING NEWS: New Russian diplomats arrive in the United States. (Original Post) Tommy_Carcetti Apr 2018 OP
Yep. Everything changed except their DNA. democratisphere Apr 2018 #1
Id not be surprised if he sent them over wearing trench coats and fedoras. Putin trolls. bettyellen Apr 2018 #2
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