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MineralMan

(146,336 posts) Wed Apr 4, 2018, 08:20 PM Apr 2018

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New Stock Index to Launch

The Cow Bones Rumor Index (CBRI) will begin charting equities rumors on April 15, 2018. A derivatives market based on this new index will launch simultaneously, enabling rumor-based trades. Some hedge fund managers are praising this new opportunity, but many elite financial veterans are saying that the new index is redundant and unneeded.

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New Stock Index to Launch (Original Post) MineralMan Apr 2018 OP

3...2...1 malaise Apr 2018 #1

Thanks! Someone noticed... MineralMan Apr 2018 #3

Finally, a stock index that sounds like fun. pennylane100 Apr 2018 #2

And who knows. It might even make people some money. MineralMan Apr 2018 #4

I'm in, I'm going long on Cow Bones. JustABozoOnThisBus Apr 2018 #5

malaise

(269,193 posts)

1. 3...2...1

Reply to MineralMan (Original post)

Wed Apr 4, 2018, 08:37 PM

Apr 2018

MineralMan

(146,336 posts)

3. Thanks! Someone noticed...

Reply to malaise (Reply #1)

Thu Apr 5, 2018, 09:07 AM

Apr 2018

pennylane100

(3,425 posts)

2. Finally, a stock index that sounds like fun.

Reply to MineralMan (Original post)

Wed Apr 4, 2018, 08:50 PM

Apr 2018

The timing is perfect now that we have a White House that is run on a rumor based system.

MineralMan

(146,336 posts)

4. And who knows. It might even make people some money.

Reply to pennylane100 (Reply #2)

Thu Apr 5, 2018, 09:08 AM

Apr 2018

The market's always a crap shoot anyhow.

JustABozoOnThisBus

(23,369 posts)

5. I'm in, I'm going long on Cow Bones.

Reply to MineralMan (Original post)

Thu Apr 5, 2018, 09:11 AM

Apr 2018

i think I have a spare shitcoin or two to invest ...

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