PLEASE...promise me that you WON'T share, tweet, or add ANY of these photos to your posts. PLEASE.

[Miles Archer]

[LuckyCharms]

1. LMAO

k/r

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. These pics made me LOL.

His ridiculous coiffure is no match for a brisk breeze.

[not fooled]

138. Mother Nature taking revenge

sending that breeze.

[Flaleftist]

3. Its making a break for it!

[MLAA]

104. Running for the border to escape!

[sinkingfeeling]

4. ALF, is that you?

[C_U_L8R]

5. That's a hair-do...

befitting his temperament and intellect

[3catwoman3]

37. Actually, it is a...

..hair-DON'T.

That is sooooooooooooooooooo FUGLY!

[Generic Other]

141. But here's how you do it

[3catwoman3]

143. All that work, just to look...

...like crap. No wonder he doesn't have time to do his job.

[democratisphere]

6. Isn't he the new contributing host on "Ancient Aliens"?!👽

[saidsimplesimon]

96. He doesn't qualify for the show.

He has risen from the swamplandia on Earth. Come on, even Ancient Aliens deserve better.

Thank you for the laugh.

[SkyDaddy7]

148. GOOD ONE!

Trump checks all the boxes...His hair looks as if it has seen an alien! And we all know Trump has no problem believing in conspiracy theories & all kinds of other BS with very little to no evidence at all!

[Solly Mack]

7. Flight of the Bumble Brain

[raven mad]

21. Exactly the music I was envisioning....

Flight of the Bumblebee. It fits his word salad, too.


🐋🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝

[Solly Mack]

62. It does.

[Tanuki]

7. He looks more like his mom every day.

[Docreed2003]

15. Lmao...so true!!

[YOHABLO]

25. Should have followed moma's advice and used Aqua Nett!

or Super Glue.

[asiliveandbreathe]

26. Too funny - Mommy issues??? - Psycho?? eom

[DesertRat]

32. She obviously taught him everything he knows about hair sculpture

[sprinkleeninow]

57. Hi Tanuki,

Ma Chère!

My poor retinas. Ever'body's poor retinas. His Ma. Oh my dog.

Love you! A and a 😘.

[Tanuki]

79. Hello! Hope you have a blessed Good Friday and Happy Orthodox Easter, Sprinkleeninow!

?w=1200

[sprinkleeninow]

128. Oh, thank you for that!

Those Slavic decorated eggs, 'Pysanky', are mind boggling. Our church in CT would have workshops for doing them. I did not participate--I bought some already done from a merchant of things Orthodox!

I'm ordering a 1/4 bone-in ham, some sides and an Apple-Walnut-Caramel pie from HoneyBaked tomorrow for Sunday. It's a saving grace.

Will msg. you first chance.
😍

[SMC22307]

145. I'm kicking this thread for those eggs.

Exquisite!

[niyad]

99. to be fair, at one point, she looked fairly normal

[Demovictory9]

114. yes she did. attractive 1950s 60s style hair

[onecent]

108. Is that really his mother??????

[Tanuki]

113. Yes, from a 1997 documentary

https://globalnews.ca/news/2852358/like-mother-like-son-donald-trumps-moms-hair-grabs-internets-attention/
"The picture is from an interview Mary Trump conducted with Foxtel in 1997 which was recently re-aired in Australia as part of a documentary entitled “Who Is Donald Trump?”

[onecent]

119. Thank you so much. I figured it was. Thanks..

[smirkymonkey]

9. Not only is his hair a disaster, but his face looks even more fat and bloated than

usual. I really hope he is close to a cardiac event.

[ProudLib72]

11. Not to disappoint you, but....

that would require him to have a heart.

[Exotica]

20. LOLOLOLOLOL

[Exotica]

30. may he stroke out soon

Of course then we get insane fundie Pence

[trueblue2007]

67. MAY Mikie take the same way out ....

[teamster633]

81. Jonny Quest and Race Bannon?

[Exotica]

85. Pence looks like Bannon a bit, its been a meme for 1 and a half years

[geardaddy]

89. I've always thought the Mikey looks like Race Bannon

But Bannon is one cool Ma-fcker

[brush]

10. Must be some huge bald spots he's covering up with all that dyed hair.

[Cha]

74. We've already seen his bald

spot in the back when he was going up the airplane stairs on a very windy day.

[MountCleaners]

82. Who goes bald in that sort of pattern?

I think he's naturally balder than the pictures indicate. He must have had hair plugs in some places so he
could have long hair to cover up the spots. I can't think of any bald man I've seen who goes bald in patches, unless they have a disease.

[Cha]

84. I know very odd.. and thanks to the

wind we know about it.

Nervous condition?

[brush]

86. Remember he had the hairline surgery that pulled it forward and he takes the hair growth drug.

The surgery propably changed his balding pattern and the growth drug seems to allow him to grow enough to have a backwards comb-over.

That bears repeating—backwards comb-over.

[usaf-vet]

101. I wonder what the daily management of these costs the taxpayers?

$$$$$$$$

[Farmer-Rick]

106. That picture reminds me of Gollum's head in Lord of the Rings

I can just imagine him stroking and calling Putin, "My Precious."

[demigoddess]

140. looks like Darth Vader

[highplainsdem]

12. Really takes after his mom...

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/twitter-goes-wild-over-donald-204200579.html

[Duppers]

92. Omg, you're right!

Mary Trump.

[xxqqqzme]

105. OMG - It's even

the same color!

[ailsagirl]

134. This is downright BIZARRE!!!!!!!

[backtoblue]

13. The last one....

Looks like he has antlers

[Miles Archer]

14. My immediate reaction to that specific photo was...

[lunasun]

33. I had the 80s band Flock of Seagulls reaction

[CottonBear]

34. Flock of Seagulls. N/T

[lunasun]

36. Sorry it's late and I was laughing too much !

[CottonBear]

40. No need to be sorry!

Dolt45’s hair is beyond absurd!

[trueblue2007]

16. soooooooooooooooooooooooooo ugly

[murielm99]

28. He is looking worse.

The Presidency does that to everyone. However, in his case, his inner self and outer self are beginning to match. Ugly.

I don't usually say things like that. But he has slammed so many people for their appearance, he deserves it.

[UpInArms]

17. My eyes!

👀👀👀👀👀

[True Blue American]

18. I noticed yesterday how his wave to a non existent crowd was half hearted.

The man is dealing with a multitude of problems and fears. His arrogance seems to
diminish day by day

[raven mad]

19. !! Such dignity! Such aplomb! Such.....

style...

[Maraya1969]

22. If his hair were art it would be Abstract. Like Picasso

[MontanaMama]

23. Imagine the shit show

his hair must be in the morning! He looks like the FTD man in the last one.

[sheshe2]

24. Hairborne One, do you copy?

[InAbLuEsTaTe]

72. LMFAO!!

[Grammy23]

122. And we have lift off...

Bwahaha! I hope it sails off his head to the other side of the tarmac so he is standing there — sans hair — waving to the nonexistent crowd. Photographers, it is up to you now to capture his naked head. I am pretty sure I’d pay to see that.

[John Fante]

27. A Flock of Dumbfucks

[joanbarnes]

29. LORD! Why doesn't he wear a MAGA hat?

[Elwood P Dowd]

38. MAGA - Make America Gag Again

looking at Spanky Trump's hair.

[DesertRat]

31. From the back

Link to tweet

[Corvo Bianco]

60. Oof that is so weird

I'm disturbed that thing is in the books as president

[Mendocino]

35. Trump is a

failure pile in a sadness bowl.

[LastLiberal in PalmSprings]

39. Problem solved.

[3catwoman3]

41. There is an interesting psychiatric disorder know as...

...BDD - Body Dismorphic Disorder. Those who are afflicted by this are regarded as reasonably-to-very attractive by others, but see themselves as hideous when they look in a mirror.

I think there must be a related disorder where people who look like shit think they are drop-dead gorgeous. I shall call it ILLSBDKID - I Look Like Shit But Don't Know It Disorder.

[sprinkleeninow]

48. ILLSBDKID---

Stop! Stop! Yer killin' me!!1!11! 😂

I harked at my phone. Nothing in my mouth thank goodness.😝

[sprinkleeninow]

65. It started before the IT was illegally chosen for the oval office.

I had a sense that although I was fully awake and aware, it was like I was in a movie and things around me were not really real. Did a search and sho' 'nuff there's such a thing as 'derealization'. Of course, it worsened after 11-08-16.

[Oppaloopa]

95. I laughed out loud. Thank you.

[Hassler]

42. Spanky needs a hairnet.

[Demovictory9]

71. or wear some "product" to hold that stuff down!

[BootinUp]

43. holy moly, what a maroon. lol.

[amuse bouche]

44. Now that's tippy top shape

[GReedDiamond]

45. Twitler's "hair" seems to have a mind of its own...

...and it's apparently more intelligent than the thing it's attached to, as it seems to be trying to flee before the shit fuckin hits the fan-ola.

I wonder...if it were detached form the orange anus thing's head...could it finally find itself and move on with its "life"?

[sprinkleeninow]

51. Oh ow, you people!

I come here for entertainment in addition to more serious needs.

My jaws are so sore from 🤣😆😂😝.

[GReedDiamond]

58. Thank you, I'm sorry...nt

[sprinkleeninow]

61. It's cathartic.

His mop is worthy of mention bc it's a hideous extension of his inner workings. Vainglory.

[csziggy]

87. His animated hair always reminds me of this video

[sprinkleeninow]

130. Just

😝😆

[global1]

46. I Didn't Know That Trump Was A Cast Member Of Cats - The Musical.....nt

[lindysalsagal]

76. More like HAIR!

Lol

[DoctorJoJo]

47. The Fun Part of The Dumpster Going To Prison, ..

... will be when they cut his hair off!

[TalenaGor]

50. omg lol

[3catwoman3]

54. I would pay to see him...

...get his head shaved.

I wouldn't want to do it myself because I wouldn't want to have to touch him.

[TalenaGor]

49. he got shoulder length hair....in spots

[sprinkleeninow]

53. Izzit a mirage, a figment of my imagination

or is this really happening.🤔 😧

[LuckyLib]

98. Hard to imagine what he looks like coming out of the shower.

E-e-ew!

[TalenaGor]

146. IKR or bed in the AM lol

[blake2012]

52. i enjoy the ones which show his makeup line at the scalp

what a vain fucking ugly dumb old fool

[sprinkleeninow]

55. I was fixin' to take a powder and then this likeness popped into mah head.

His hair reminds me of that yellow fiberglass insulation.

[runtel]

56. His money

You would think with all the money he has cheated to get, he would shave that mess off and get a wig. You know he could buy the best that looks real.

[calimary]

59. Welcome to DU, runtel!

Indeed, you'd think so. I'm surprised he never came out with a cheap-ass line of men's wigs - he could call the line the trump toppers.

[sprinkleeninow]

63. Toppers, like those window treatments that finish off the look

or toppers on a sundae? 🤔 Whipped cream, crushed nuts and a big ole maraschino with a stem. 🤣

[Buns_of_Fire]

68. Fruit toppers. Like Carmen Miranda.

It'd be an improvement. Healthy, too, for those mid-summit munchies.

[sprinkleeninow]

70. Someone high up on the food chain ees ba-na-nas.

Remember they're used to the E-qua-tor;
Never put them in the re-fridge-rator!

[link:

|

He prolly has no inkling of what fruits or vegs are.

[shanti]

64. actually

he has a skull shape that would look ok without hair. it would probably endear him more to his followers too. didn't he worship his (bald) father?

jerry brown does it well.

[Louis1895]

80. Jerry Brown?

How about Jeff Bezos?

Maybe he hates bald men because they have the balls to “own” the look?

(Does Trump get along with Rick Scott?)

[SergeStorms]

66. What's that thing.....

on the end of his hand in the second picture? It sort of resembles a hand, but it's much too small for that.

[Buns_of_Fire]

69. Maybe a Darth Vader helmet would help.

Or, for those on a White House budget, just a simple, tasteful leather mask. Ball gag sold separately.

On second thought, forget the helmet and the mask. Just go for the ball gag.

[Cha]

73. Did dumbshite forget his crazy glue? nm

[secondwind]

75. **Youre so vain*

[sprinkleeninow]

131. That plus 'contrived'. Their entire lives reek of contrivance.

[lindysalsagal]

77. Breck Girl.

[BlueJac]

78. OMG!

how ugly!

[GetRidOfThem]

83. An apt name for this photo series...

..., one that puts the series into context, could be "Dotard and the Tradewinds"...

[FraDon]

88. If you squint, you can see

the smooth, golden dome of Daddy Warbucks - plain as day. I'm curious, where exactly does it attach to the scalp, and how long does that make it - and whatever an "extension" is, is that part of what we're seeing here?

[Locrian]

90. Mike Score called .... he wants his hair style back!

[Duppers]

91. Too late.

Even put some on conservative Pinterest last night.

[Oppaloopa]

93. OMG Please wear a hat maybe a bowler hat. Like Laurie and Hardy. Spelled wrong I know lol

[Still In Wisconsin]

94. He looks like an extremely bloated cockatoo.

Is it just me or is Trump getting even bigger and fatter? Those jowls!

[SDJay]

97. Stolen from a Social Media Friend...

[DemoTex]

100. "Fly-away" hair? Try Elmer's Hair Spray.

[Sam McGee]

102. WHERE'S MY LAWYER?????

I'M GONNA SUE MY HAIRDRESSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jayschool2013]

103. The Flying "None"

[onecent]

107. WHAT kind of HAIR does he really have....No wonder he has to swoop the left side BACK

TO THE BACK.

Thanks Miles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You made my day!

[northoftheborder]

109. Fabulous Fotos!!!!

Practically, how on earth does he get it all back in place when he's on the way to an event????? Must carry around a portable salon brush and glue set!!! Why on earth doesn't he put on a hat while in windy conditions - not the tacky MAGA number, but nice men's hat - he could bring hats back in style - and we wouldn't have to endure the crazy blow-in in the wind. AARRGGHH

[mikeysnot]

110. Yes I did....

Made this the other day, and forgot to finish it and to load it up....

[cp]

111. Could someone sneak in and shave all his hair one night?

He'd melt down like the Wicked Witch of the West.
Psychiatric decompensation.
Maybe the day before he talks to Mueller?

[BHDem53]

112. A Flock of Numbskulls?

[turbinetree]

115. The last picture one reminds me of this cartoon character.................Syndrome and he lost......

/revision/latest?cb=20160313150247

[rock]

116. Did we catch him for the few moments that

It takes him to transmogrify to his human form?

[Honeycombe8]

117. Nope! I cannot tell a lie....I WILL use one or more of them at any given time. nt

[BobTheSubgenius]

118. I love that random look that whatever that is on his head is turned into.

Whimsical, yet SO Presidential. Only a powerful, confident man could pull off a look that bizarre.

[MariaCSR]

120. Blech, he's hideous ugly, disgusting

I can't stand the sight of him I turn my face from the tv when he comes on.

[BBG]

121. Fucker flying his freak flag

[TheSmarterDog]

123. Londo Mollari

[Ferrets are Cool]

124. If ONLY he were this cute...

[Tatiana]

125. Is he wearing weave?

It looks like there might be some extensions in all that mess. Glued in.

[Eliot Rosewater]

126. I dont make fun of the way people look

usually

[Chakaconcarne]

127. Very Handsome!

[Scurrilous]

129. Let the freak flag fly!

[lunatica]

132. Thats what I think his bed hair looks like

when he gets up after hot sex with every sex partner he’s ever had.

[tclambert]

133. The last one reminds me of Nicholas Cage

[catchnrelease]

135. These made my day

I have looked at them several times, just to make myself laugh. Reminds me of what my dad used to say if he saw someone with messy hair--"Looks like you combed your hair with a Mix Master" (for those old enough to remember those)

I showed them to a friend today and he couldn't stop laughing. Said it made him feel better than he has all week.

[calimary]

149. I loved these! Made copies of them to keep and laugh at.

The phony-ass hair is blowin’ In the wind...

[stage left]

136. I swear

I'm posting the first one right now.

[Takket]

137. .

/revision/latest?cb=20160306082221

[marble falls]

139. And it appears he wears foundation makeup. He doesn't need hairspray, he needs crazyglue.

[Angry Dragon]

142. Bird of Prey

[SummerSnow]

144. Baldilocks...I think he wants to build a huge wall to actually

block the wind from doing this to his hair

[apkhgp]

147. I apkhgp...

hereby promise that I WON'T share , tweet, or add ANY of these photos to my posts...in the same way that 45 has kept EVERY LAST PROMISE that he made on the Election campaign. So help me, God