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(65,057 posts)I'm guessing they'd give it an 8 out of 10 for its size. How do i get someone from the FBI to come "rate" my house?
Corgigal
(9,291 posts)They can rate my new porch railings. Honest, legal opinion. Just knock please, cause I will put up the corgi and chihuahua and open the door.
kmla
(4,047 posts)On what measurable?
- Cleanliness?
- Location?
- Cable TV Channel offerings?
- Number of framed pictures of LOLcats hung in the dining room?
- Per capita consumption of YooHoo and TastyCakes?
My assumption is I would be rated well in some categories, and not fare well in others.
LakeArenal
(28,819 posts)Is your name emblazoned on you front wall?
Is there a framed fake cover of Time of you as Man of the Year?
I didnt think so....
Johonny
(20,851 posts)Yavin4
(35,440 posts)House of Roberts
(5,174 posts)dawg
(10,624 posts)Actually, no.
I ate them all. Haul me off to jail.
raven mad
(4,940 posts)But, hey come ahead! If you can find it, beware of watchmoose in nearby copse of spruce; new mama. The cat is VERY sneaky, and her favorite deal is playing "streak of 4-footed tailess lightening" while zipping between your legs. And the pot is legal (receipt shows sales tax, even). If you decide the sound system needs a look, try cleaning the needle 😜.....
Oh, forgot the ice slide (up OR down) that makes up the front steps and walkway. You'll be okay, though, the small pile of rough pea gravel at the very bottom will stop the momentum before you smack into the stored logs. Maybe. We can hope..
Aside from these, make yourself at home!🗻
Kpete - blue ribbon for most fun subject!!
earthshine
(1,642 posts)Lars39
(26,109 posts)to the get a brain, moran guy