Trump could walk down 5th Ave, drop his pants, and have sex with a crack in the sidewalk

[Snake Plissken]

and his supporters would cheer him on and complement him for picking the sexiness section of sidewalk to have sex with.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. If he does, I hope he gets it stuck there.

[magicarpet]

2. I hope Mueller happens by and witnesses this....

Then he can add it to the last of nasty and naughty stuff he is compiling against Mango Mussolini. Then charge him accordingly.

[guillaumeb]

3. And not satisfy the sidewalk.

[CatMor]

4. Ugh.....he's so gross I'm sure the sidewalk would turn him down.

[thbobby]

5. Sidewalk would enjoy sex with him

with as much passion as any woman ever has.

[lunasun]

6. Then stand back up , deny it happened, and be believed by too many.

[CTyankee]

7. "Go screw a hole in the wall!"