The Link Between Oral Sex & Morning Sickness

[zappaman]

They say that when you're hung over, the best thing for you is to drink another beer. While some people stand by the concept that "hair of the dog" is the best way to get yourself back on track after a night of drinking, others think that mass amounts of hydration, Tums and a dark room will do the trick. No matter where you stand on the matter, you're about to view the phrase "hair of the dog" — the idea that whatever made you ill can make you feel better — in a whole new light.

According to Gordon Gallup, a SUNY-Albany psychologist, the best way to cure morning sickness when you're pregnant is by ingesting what made you sick in the first place: semen. That's right. If you want to quit throwing up all the time during your pregnancy, you should have sperm on tap at all times. But not just anyone's semen; apparently, it's only the juice of the impregnator that will get the job done.

http://www.yourtango.com/2012156896/oral-sex-morning-sickness

[NightWatcher]

1. if you can sell this one, you sir are my hero

good luck and god speed

[aquart]

3. +1

[uponit7771]

38. +1!

[cbdo2007]

2. cool, forwarding this to my wife right now. Thanks!!

j/k

[nc4bo]

4. Oh that is just too damn convenient.

No way hubby's gonna read this over my shoulder. No. No. No.

[aquart]

5. How did they set up the double blind tests?

[zappaman]

6. I'm shocked that the "head" researcher was a guy! n/t

[Ruby the Liberal]

7. Only a man could have written this one.

Yeah - thats a great way to deal with nausea and vomiting.

[uppityperson]

8. Seriously.

One of the last things I would want when nauseated is warm mucousy liquid.

[Ruby the Liberal]

16. I see you and raise you one.

Put that in my face when I am green with nausea and its likely to get bitten clean off.

[zappaman]

18. The "Bobbitt Manuever". n/t

[Nay]

54. Indeed. Just the thought would have had me running to the porcelain throne. nt

[whathehell]

51. LOL!..n/t

[obamanut2012]

64. Thank God I'm

A lesbian.

[gollygee]

9. Let me guess. The person who wrote this has never had morning sickness. (n/t)

[GCP]

60. Or given head

[WillyT]

10. So... How Do You Feel About This Piece ???

Does this make sense to you in your experience ???

[gkhouston]

31. Nope. I had morning sickness throughout my pregnancy and couldn't even brush

my teeth without retching. Seriously... it was a game of quick swipe, suppress heave, wait, quick swipe at a slightly different area, suppress heave, wait... it took about ten minutes to brush my teeth.

[zappaman]

11. Science is a wonderful thing. n/t

[WillyT]

13. So... You're Just Laughing At Morning Sickness... Are You Twelve... Or, What Does You Wife Think ???

[zappaman]

14. She's never been pregnant, so it won't apply?

You seem very sad and angry.
How old are you?

[WillyT]

20. If She Reads This... She's Be Smart NOT To...

[zappaman]

21. NOT to...what?

Not following you...

[Zalatix]

46. The poster is implying that your wife would be wise not to have kids by YOU in particular.

A very uncalled for insult, way over the top. Probably bordering on hide-worthy.

Yet it's vague enough that a jury might not get it.

[zappaman]

49. Why alert?

The impotent rage displayed by some here is just...sad.

[Zalatix]

50. I didn't. Because it's just vague enough.

Yes, the rage you're receiving is way over the top, but I very strongly disagree with your OP.

I am, however, willing to express my strong disagreement rationally.

[zappaman]

73. I have no problem with you disagreeing.

Obviously, you aren't part of The Order of the Perpetually Outraged.

[seabeyond]

19. +1. thanks willyt. nt

[WillyT]

22. Anytime...

[Zalatix]

47. Both of you are acting juvenile.

You're engaging in personal attacks.
Zappaman is being insensitive.

There is no adult behavior happening in this exchange.

[whathehell]

52. Awwww..

We'll leave all the "adult behavior" to you, Zalatix.

[Zalatix]

55. If you have a problem with what I said, please show where I am factually wrong.

Or is this just your way of throwing a tantrum?

[whathehell]

56. Since when do "opinions" count as "facts"?

or is this just your way of telling us you don't know the difference.

[Zalatix]

59. You can't really be serious. You can't tell when people are acting juvenile?

Ah, yes, probably because you identify with that behavior.

[whathehell]

67. Well, Zal, it seems you've made a few forays into that territory yourself

seeing that you've had SEVEN messages hidden in the last 90 days,

a "record" few here could compete with.

[southernyankeebelle]

12. OMG how gross. I was sick for 9 months. I know I couldn't do that. I am a gagger.

[panader0]

15. Well, I've had a vasectomy and Jeannie's had a hysterectomy

So I'm SOL.

[sarisataka]

28. You and me both partner

[cthulu2016]

17. I doubt this, for scientific reasons. The period of

Morning sickness coincides with an early phase of fetal brain development that is very, very delicate. During that period it is easy for the fetus to develop serious/fatal problems if mom's diet includes anything poisonous.

Part of the system is essentially advocating for the fetus. The fetus would probably prefer mom consumed nothing but glucose water during that delicate early development stage. Meanwhile, the rest of Mom often doesn't even know she's pregnant yet and would like to eat.

Pungent, acidic and bitter things, or the thought of such, seem nauseating. (Likelier to be the sort of mild poisons one finds in edible plants)

Women in early pregnancy do show a lot of forced pair-bonding sexual behavior to firm up the relationship before she gets too pregnant to forage as well for herself (and increase likelihood of dad feeling/accepting paternity when the bump shows, and when the child is born), and consuming a lot of their mate's sperm might help with that bonding, so to speak.

But there is no reason that dad's sperm would negate the evolutionary benefit of avoiding toxins during that period.

So I doubt it.

(Eating charcoal is probably more effective. Burnt toast and milk...)

[Ilsa]

29. I wanted sweet, starchy, bread-y things for breakfast.

A croissant, a cinnamon roll, toast with jam, and I gave up eggs during this time. Just didn't want them any more.

[cthulu2016]

45. Starch is pretty safe (and soothing)

[Recovered Repug]

23. There is a second link.

If one sticks just to the former, there won't even be the latter.

[Poll_Blind]

24. Not related to morning sickness but to induce labor our doctor suggested she eat my semen.

Worked. It was pretty funny the way the doctor said it, too. She basically said "We can induce labor by putting a suppository derived from pig semen inside you or...you can swallow his semen."

I've Googled this a few times over the years because the story is so strange but apparently it's a thing. Look up I think it's called ptussin or ptossin or some shit like that.

I wouldn't be surprised if semen of the impregnator had other curative properties for pregnant women. I don't know about Dr. Gallup's theory, though. Sounds like just a hypothesis. During pregnancy, the mother and I regularly had hardcore end of the world sex and she never had morning sickness. Again, though, I don't know if that proves anything scientific.

PB

[kestrel91316]

36. pitocin

[whathehell]

53. Sounds fabulous..

I think I would have told that doctor to eat your semen.

Seriously..There must be alternatives.

[lame54]

25. Don't beat it till you try it...

and if you try it you won't have to beat it

[Kaleva]

27. There should be years of research done on this.

100's of years.

[4th law of robotics]

26. Some husband deserve an award for this

The Most Convincing Man in the World.

You sir are a hero to the rest of us.


/also regular handjobs are shown to take off roughly 5 pounds per month.

[crazyjoe]

30. gee, thanks.....

[jillan]

32. Unless the woman is not very happy that she is pregnant - that might not work out too well.

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[notadmblnd]

33. Duh... if the woman had ingested semen to begin with, there wouldn't be a pregnancy.

He probably made that up to get his oartner to give him BJs

[BootinUp]

34. This might be some ground shaking research, lol.

[Pale Blue Dot]

35. This is a bullshit theory with no proper science behind it.

I followed the links and there are no peer-reviewed, double-blinded studies to back this up.

Make all the jokes you want, but without science done the right way this is just one guy masturbating.

[LadyHawkAZ]

37. I call bullshit

Liquid B complex will do a better job (and taste better, and not gag you) than trying to stick a penis down your throat when you're already nauseous.

[liberalmuse]

39. I think all this study proves...

is that the scientists involved were probably horny. I remember when this remedy was called, "the hair of the dog that bit ya".

[Blue Owl]

40. The research is a bit hard to swallow

n/t

[jberryhill]

42. And leads to many sticky questions.

[Bonobo]

48. It's quite a load for some people to accept. nt

[Blue Owl]

61. Well it's premature to speculate I guess.

n/t

[Capt. Obvious]

62. *SPIT TAKE*

[rad51]

41. 1000's of men who read this are now spending the rest of the week sleeping on the sofa!

[jberryhill]

43. Call The Nobel Prize Committee RIGHT FUCKING NOW!

[flvegan]

44. This is quite funny.

[Chemisse]

57. Does this guy even understand the concept of science?

I don't even know where to start! This makes no sense at all.

[liberal N proud]

58. Where was this news 20 years ago?

Damn!

[Renew Deal]

63. On DU2 this was the fastest recommended thread of all time.

I bet it would be here as well if recs were private.

[obamanut2012]

65. This looks like a pretty bogus study to me

Seriously. Read all the info and links.

[sarcasmo]

66. I'M married, what is this oral sex you speak of?

[cbdo2007]

68. Chris Rock.....

"If you're married, you don't get blowjobs anymore. You get fellatio." hahahahahahahahaha I'm sure you can find the rest on youtube. It's worth it.

[whathehell]

72. Yeah, well

A lot of guys would probably tell him he's lucky he gets THAT!

[Ganja Ninja]

69. If it's on the internet it must be true.

[CTyankee]

70. Oh, is THAT the reason I never got morning sickness with my 3 pregnancies?

Hmm...and I thought I was just lucky...

[OneTenthofOnePercent]

71. This is relevant to my interests. Victory shall be mine!

And by victory, I mean preggo blow-jobs.