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Hassin Bin Sober

(26,343 posts) Sun Apr 15, 2018, 04:35 PM Apr 2018

Whats the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

Trump never had a garbanzo bean on his head.

(Stolen from Facebook)

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Whats the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? (Original Post) Hassin Bin Sober Apr 2018 OP

Thanks, I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip the waitress. The Velveteen Ocelot Apr 2018 #1

Omigod! CaliforniaPeggy Apr 2018 #2

Nasty! PJMcK Apr 2018 #3

I just checked. The cans in my pantry are labeled "Garbanzo" JustABozoOnThisBus Apr 2018 #4

There's also "ceci bean." Igel Apr 2018 #8

Good god man, that's disgusting Major Nikon Apr 2018 #5

Truly disgusting. WheelWalker Apr 2018 #6

Zing! John Fante Apr 2018 #7

. Takket Apr 2018 #9

I'm embarrassed at how long it took me to get that joke... Still In Wisconsin Apr 2018 #10

Uh, I still don't get it...wanna share so I can laugh at the joke? CTyankee Apr 2018 #11

never mind. I just got it... CTyankee Apr 2018 #12

It's all in how you spell it... Wounded Bear Apr 2018 #13

I must say it is clever... CTyankee Apr 2018 #14

Me, too Orangepeel Apr 2018 #15

See, that's to your credit. You're not a pervert! Still In Wisconsin Apr 2018 #16

Took me a few seconds. SammyWinstonJack Apr 2018 #20

Me too. This may be good. PufPuf23 Apr 2018 #30

Sick......sick, sick, sick... raven mad Apr 2018 #17

Youre a degenerate. nolabear Apr 2018 #18

Thank you! Hassin Bin Sober Apr 2018 #22

To get to the other side. C Moon Apr 2018 #19

Maybe it was a boypea JDC Apr 2018 #21

Well shit - there goes my desire to piss on his grave... Marie Marie Apr 2018 #23

So I posed this to hubby tonight at dinner...at first he didn't get it but at last dawn breaks over CTyankee Apr 2018 #24

Still a head. briv1016 Apr 2018 #25

well yes...but so tiny... CTyankee Apr 2018 #29

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! 50 Shades Of Blue Apr 2018 #26

saffron, chorizo, peppers, omions and garlic....amd some beers dameatball Apr 2018 #27

lol Demovictory9 Apr 2018 #28

You may have unlocked the secret Wednesdays Apr 2018 #31

The Velveteen Ocelot

(115,866 posts)

1. Thanks, I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip the waitress.

Reply to Hassin Bin Sober (Original post)

Sun Apr 15, 2018, 04:36 PM

Apr 2018

CaliforniaPeggy

(149,715 posts)

2. Omigod!

Reply to Hassin Bin Sober (Original post)

Sun Apr 15, 2018, 04:37 PM

Apr 2018

PJMcK

(22,050 posts)

3. Nasty!

Reply to Hassin Bin Sober (Original post)

Sun Apr 15, 2018, 04:37 PM

Apr 2018

I like it!

JustABozoOnThisBus

(23,369 posts)

4. I just checked. The cans in my pantry are labeled "Garbanzo"

Reply to Hassin Bin Sober (Original post)

Sun Apr 15, 2018, 04:46 PM

Apr 2018

Thank dog. Because otherwise, I'm not sure I could use them in soups.

Igel

(35,359 posts)

8. There's also "ceci bean."

Reply to JustABozoOnThisBus (Reply #4)

Sun Apr 15, 2018, 04:58 PM

Apr 2018

I also call them channa.

Major Nikon

(36,827 posts)

5. Good god man, that's disgusting

Reply to Hassin Bin Sober (Original post)

Sun Apr 15, 2018, 04:47 PM

Apr 2018

(do you have any more?)

WheelWalker

(8,956 posts)

6. Truly disgusting.

Reply to Hassin Bin Sober (Original post)

Sun Apr 15, 2018, 04:50 PM

Apr 2018

Sharing.

John Fante

(3,479 posts)

7. Zing!

Reply to Hassin Bin Sober (Original post)

Sun Apr 15, 2018, 04:56 PM

Apr 2018

Takket

(21,632 posts)

9. .

Reply to Hassin Bin Sober (Original post)

Sun Apr 15, 2018, 05:13 PM

Apr 2018

rimshot!!!

Still In Wisconsin

(4,450 posts)

10. I'm embarrassed at how long it took me to get that joke...

Reply to Hassin Bin Sober (Original post)

Sun Apr 15, 2018, 05:32 PM

Apr 2018

or should I be proud?

CTyankee

(63,912 posts)

11. Uh, I still don't get it...wanna share so I can laugh at the joke?

Reply to Still In Wisconsin (Reply #10)

Sun Apr 15, 2018, 05:38 PM

Apr 2018

CTyankee

(63,912 posts)

12. never mind. I just got it...

Reply to Still In Wisconsin (Reply #10)

Sun Apr 15, 2018, 05:40 PM

Apr 2018

Wounded Bear

(58,717 posts)

13. It's all in how you spell it...

Reply to CTyankee (Reply #12)

Sun Apr 15, 2018, 05:44 PM

Apr 2018

CTyankee

(63,912 posts)

14. I must say it is clever...

Reply to Wounded Bear (Reply #13)

Sun Apr 15, 2018, 05:48 PM

Apr 2018

I'll pose it to hubby at dinner tonight...

Orangepeel

(13,933 posts)

15. Me, too

Reply to Still In Wisconsin (Reply #10)

Sun Apr 15, 2018, 05:52 PM

Apr 2018

Me: “I don’t get it. Why would he have a chick pea on ... oh.”

Still In Wisconsin

(4,450 posts)

16. See, that's to your credit. You're not a pervert!

Reply to Orangepeel (Reply #15)

Sun Apr 15, 2018, 06:13 PM

Apr 2018

I mean, to each her or his own, but ewwwwww....

SammyWinstonJack

(44,130 posts)

20. Took me a few seconds.

Reply to Still In Wisconsin (Reply #10)

Sun Apr 15, 2018, 06:42 PM

Apr 2018

PufPuf23

(8,839 posts)

30. Me too. This may be good.

Reply to Still In Wisconsin (Reply #10)

Sun Apr 15, 2018, 08:30 PM

Apr 2018

Only read thread to figure out and got this far.

I call garbanzos garbanzos and eat them regularly.

raven mad

(4,940 posts)

17. Sick......sick, sick, sick...

Reply to Hassin Bin Sober (Original post)

Sun Apr 15, 2018, 06:19 PM

Apr 2018

nolabear

(41,991 posts)

18. Youre a degenerate.

Reply to Hassin Bin Sober (Original post)

Sun Apr 15, 2018, 06:20 PM

Apr 2018

I’ve always liked that about you.

Hassin Bin Sober

(26,343 posts)

22. Thank you!

Reply to nolabear (Reply #18)

Sun Apr 15, 2018, 06:57 PM

Apr 2018

Like Fred Sanford said, “I’ll be a dirty old man until I’m a dead old man”

C Moon

(12,221 posts)

19. To get to the other side.

Reply to Hassin Bin Sober (Original post)

Sun Apr 15, 2018, 06:20 PM

Apr 2018

JDC

(10,133 posts)

21. Maybe it was a boypea

Reply to Hassin Bin Sober (Original post)

Sun Apr 15, 2018, 06:54 PM

Apr 2018

Marie Marie

(9,999 posts)

23. Well shit - there goes my desire to piss on his grave...

Reply to Hassin Bin Sober (Original post)

Sun Apr 15, 2018, 06:57 PM

Apr 2018

he would enjoy it.

CTyankee

(63,912 posts)

24. So I posed this to hubby tonight at dinner...at first he didn't get it but at last dawn breaks over

Reply to Hassin Bin Sober (Original post)

Sun Apr 15, 2018, 07:18 PM

Apr 2018

marble head...

We had a little discussion about whether the chickpea was over Trump's head. I said it was probably over another part of his anatomy...

briv1016

(1,570 posts)

25. Still a head.

Reply to CTyankee (Reply #24)

Sun Apr 15, 2018, 07:22 PM

Apr 2018

CTyankee

(63,912 posts)

29. well yes...but so tiny...

Reply to briv1016 (Reply #25)

Sun Apr 15, 2018, 07:27 PM

Apr 2018

we had a good laugh over dinner...

50 Shades Of Blue

(10,049 posts)

26. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Reply to Hassin Bin Sober (Original post)

Sun Apr 15, 2018, 07:25 PM

Apr 2018

dameatball

(7,400 posts)

27. saffron, chorizo, peppers, omions and garlic....amd some beers

Reply to Hassin Bin Sober (Original post)

Sun Apr 15, 2018, 07:25 PM

Apr 2018

Demovictory9

(32,475 posts)

28. lol

Reply to Hassin Bin Sober (Original post)

Sun Apr 15, 2018, 07:26 PM

Apr 2018

Wednesdays

(17,412 posts)

31. You may have unlocked the secret

Reply to Hassin Bin Sober (Original post)

Sun Apr 15, 2018, 10:25 PM

Apr 2018

to his permanent hair color.

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