Trump "didn't get Melania so much" for her birthday..."I got her a beautiful card"

[Miles Archer]

Trump said he decided to call into Fox News as a gift to first lady Melania Trump for her birthday. When asked by Fox hosts if he gave Melania anything else besides doing a Fox interview to celebrate her birthday, Trump replied that he “didn’t get her so much… I got her a beautiful card.”

https://www.rawstory.com/2018/04/trump-just-gave-batsht-crazy-fox-news-interview-6-bonkers-moments/

[left-of-center2012]

1. Huh ?

"Trump said he decided to call into Fox News
as a gift to first lady Melania Trump for her birthday."

[Takket]

5. Him calling Fox News is like a guy

Buying his football hating wife tickets to a football game... lol

[treestar]

2. Looks there like she would like to kill him

[Cracklin Charlie]

9. Any idea when that was?

She looks like she just won a round.

[ollie10]

3. A card.....of course it was a "beautiful card"

Probably got it at Dollar Tree

[world wide wally]

17. More likely sent someone to the Dollar Tree.

Maybe Chris Christie?

[elocs]

4. "Beautiful"...the most over-used adjective in Trump's limited vocabulary.

Melania is a prisoner in her marriage but then she likely had to know she was getting into bed with a snake when she married him given his past record with women and his fidelity issues.

[Zoonart]

6. Melania is is handler.

Someone in his inner circle that speaks Russian.

[FakeNoose]

18. Melania is from Slovenia, which was formerly part of Yugoslavia

I'm pretty sure she doesn't speak Russian, only Slovene, English and maybe a little French, German or Italian.

[Zoonart]

19. In the Socialist Federation of Yugoslavia (1945 - 1992)...

Russian was a required language. While not on her *cough* 'Official" resume, I'm pretty sure she knows Russian.

[treestar]

11. Definitely one of his top ten words

believe me
disgrace
best

[elocs]

13. When someone needs to repeatedly say "believe me" you should know not to trust them. n/t

[treestar]

14. Yes. Classic example.

He could be an example in textbooks on the subject.

[EffieBlack]

20. Strong

[tanyev]

7. But what she really wanted was a big bouquet of signed divorce papers.

[Crutchez_CuiBono]

8. He got her a card..

bc he sent Ivanka to go get one. Quick and easy.
After all, his profits from the golf courses go to The Motherland...Russia...to pay off his loans.

[left-of-center2012]

10. I'm sure ...

Trump must have spent hours at the Hallmark card shop,
looking over hundreds of cards,
to find the most perfect, beautiful card.

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

12. Could've been worse:

[bullwinkle428]

15. Translation : "MY ASSISTANT BOUGHT HER THE MOST BEAUTIFUL CARD!!"

[Chipper Chat]

16. Sheeesh.

The Chinese President got a beautiful piece of chocolate cake.

[smirkymonkey]

21. She must really hate him.

I am sure she fantasizes about all the ways he might end up "expired". She must long to be free of him.