The next time their favorite viewer calls in, the button will be activated.
If he begins to rant and rave, the director will push that button, which will perform the following steps:
1. The so-called talent on-stage will get a "GO TO COMMERCIAL" warning in their earbuds, maybe even with a countdown;
2. Simultaneously, an urgent phone-call, text-message, and/or email will go to John Kelly: DEF-CON 2.5 : He's on the phone with Fox & Friends AGAIN!;
3. Kelly -- along with Secret Service or White House staff -- will immediately locate, isolate, and tranquilize him, removing the personal cell phone from his tiny hands;
4. Kelly gives the ALL CLEAR signal back to Fox News control room;
5. As the commercial break ends, the on-air personalities (and I use that term very loosely) will earn their outrageous salaries by spinning the story, saying how wonderful it was to hear from the SCROTUS, but he was called away because of an urgent national security crisis, probably involving non-Caucasians trying to cross our borders.
Film at eleven. Craftily edited film, mind you.
Nothing to see here. Move along. Move along.
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