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MineralMan

(146,329 posts) Sat Apr 28, 2018, 02:28 PM Apr 2018

Paul Ryan Nominates Millennial Jesus as New House Chaplain

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Paul Ryan Nominates Millennial Jesus as New House Chaplain (Original Post) MineralMan Apr 2018 OP

Ahh, white Jesus, i feel comfy now. Eliot Rosewater Apr 2018 #1

Blue eyes, too. The Perfect Millennial Jesus for Americans. MineralMan Apr 2018 #3

Ryan is one of those Opus Dei Catholics. AJT Apr 2018 #6

Nobody F**K with the Jesus Xipe Totec Apr 2018 #2

Dayum Mille J is pasty. Kirk Lover Apr 2018 #4

He doesn't go outdoors much. MineralMan Apr 2018 #5

Well I was hoping for Buddy Christ cojoel Apr 2018 #7

He is kinda cute -- if OldHippieChick Apr 2018 #8

Eliot Rosewater

(31,121 posts)

1. Ahh, white Jesus, i feel comfy now.

Reply to MineralMan (Original post)

Sat Apr 28, 2018, 02:57 PM

Apr 2018

Ryan isnt a christian, is he?

If someone says yes, I am gonna invite aliens from another planet to come down and fix us permanently

MineralMan

(146,329 posts)

3. Blue eyes, too. The Perfect Millennial Jesus for Americans.

Reply to Eliot Rosewater (Reply #1)

Sat Apr 28, 2018, 03:04 PM

Apr 2018

AJT

(5,240 posts)

6. Ryan is one of those Opus Dei Catholics.

Reply to Eliot Rosewater (Reply #1)

Sat Apr 28, 2018, 03:32 PM

Apr 2018

Xipe Totec

(43,890 posts)

2. Nobody F**K with the Jesus

Reply to MineralMan (Original post)

Sat Apr 28, 2018, 03:00 PM

Apr 2018

Kirk Lover

(3,608 posts)

4. Dayum Mille J is pasty.

Reply to MineralMan (Original post)

Sat Apr 28, 2018, 03:04 PM

Apr 2018

MineralMan

(146,329 posts)

5. He doesn't go outdoors much.

Reply to Kirk Lover (Reply #4)

Sat Apr 28, 2018, 03:05 PM

Apr 2018

Tanning is bad for you, see.

cojoel

(957 posts)

7. Well I was hoping for Buddy Christ

Reply to MineralMan (Original post)

Sat Apr 28, 2018, 05:37 PM

Apr 2018

OldHippieChick

(2,434 posts)

8. He is kinda cute -- if

Reply to MineralMan (Original post)

Sat Apr 28, 2018, 05:38 PM

Apr 2018

I were a terribly sick cougar.

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