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MineralMan

(146,317 posts)
Sun Apr 29, 2018, 08:05 PM Apr 2018

An Experiment: This post is a joke.

After you read it, you're supposed to laugh. It's a funny joke. Trust me. Really.

This guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for $300 as long as you can say it in three words.’ The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’ He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays $300 on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint…my….house.’




Funny, huh? Bet you laughed. It's ok to tell you it was a funny joke, right? That didn't spoil the humor, right?

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An Experiment: This post is a joke. (Original Post) MineralMan Apr 2018 OP
So, what happened? Did she paint his house or what? n/t Captain Stern Apr 2018 #1
LOL! MineralMan Apr 2018 #2
Very good! Upthevibe Apr 2018 #3
Waitca minute, is this satire? JDC Apr 2018 #4
Who can say? MineralMan Apr 2018 #5
Is the guy Paul Ryan? JDC Apr 2018 #6
and this is what he got for his 300 Exotica Apr 2018 #7
Hilarious! But you should have warned me. MineralMan Apr 2018 #8
I am sure his was a white colour as opposed to your brown, but he will still agree Exotica Apr 2018 #9
I think you're supposed to snort it. Oh, wait. n/t rzemanfl Apr 2018 #10
as will he Exotica Apr 2018 #14
Is that Rush Limbaugh? Shrike47 Apr 2018 #15
Rob Ford when he was still Mayor of Toronto, Canada Exotica Apr 2018 #17
No it's satire malaise Apr 2018 #11
Joke's on me, I guess... MineralMan Apr 2018 #12
LOL malaise Apr 2018 #13
You think sexual exploitation is funny? Cirque du So-What Apr 2018 #16
How does one have sex while painting a house? MineralMan Apr 2018 #18
Well...I'm still offended Cirque du So-What Apr 2018 #19
Be careful what you ask for left-of-center2012 Apr 2018 #20
is that what they're calling golden showers these days? bigtree Apr 2018 #21
This post is a joke ornotna Apr 2018 #22

Cirque du So-What

(25,949 posts)
19. Well...I'm still offended
Sun Apr 29, 2018, 09:20 PM
Apr 2018

and my right to be offended shall not be infringed; everything else is fair game. When *my* ox is gored, however, you will hear my howls of outrage.

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