Trump's Followers are Confused. The Donald is hoping for a "No Bill,"

[MineralMan]

not a Nobel. They should be shouting: "No Bill! No Bill! No Bill!"

https://legal-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/No+Bill

[pwb]

1. Seems to me the two Koreas should get the Nobel prize.

They are trying to save their countries from our madman.

[MineralMan]

4. Seems to me it should all wait to see what actually happens.

I'm sure the Nobel Prize committee will agree.

[FakeNoose]

2. This is most likely the case

... since he would have trouble trying to spell "indictment."

[MineralMan]

3. Wait for his tweet when someone tells him he has received a

Supeena. In his speech, later, he'll say, "Well, at least it wasn't an "Indicktament."

Having an a illiterate President can be fun!

[Wounded Bear]

5. Gallows humor...

[Gothmog]

6. Not being indicted is something for trump to hope for