Trump is currently on television at a news conference with the president of Nigeria.

[LastLiberal in PalmSprings]

He can't even read the prepared remarks without either repeating a line or adding a side comment ("Slavery is at an all-time high -- an all-time high, can you believe that?", "There are people who know the internet better than anyone else -- better than anyone else.&quot or making it sound like this is the first time he's learning this information. You can tell the difference in the inflection of his voice whether he's reading or repeating/reacting. The first is done in a monotone, the latter is more animated.

I'd like to stay around and report on the Q&A, but I've got to go to work. Maybe someone else can pick up the baton?

[C_U_L8R]

1. It's not only his hair that has the consistency of cotton candy

it's his brrrrraaaaaaiiiiin. It's totally tossed.

[Sneederbunk]

2. Pray he does not have to read Nigeria from a Teleprompter.

[LastLiberal in PalmSprings]

5. That was my first thought.

It's kind of pathetic when you have to think that about a president.

[uppityperson]

3. And he reads with no inflection. I can listen, sorry

[Takket]

4. Any pochohontas references?