Bibi dusted off the "the smoking gun turning into a mushroom cloud" shtick for a QVC infomercial

[Snake Plissken]

And if you're one of the next 20 callers to order a war, he'll throw in a free ShamWow!

https://www.mediaite.com/tv/iran-lied-israel-pm-netanyahu-presents-proof-of-irans-secret-nuclear-weapons-program/

[TrollBuster9090]

1. Infringement of copyrite!

Don't Bush, Cheney, Wolfowitz, and Rumsfeld Inc. have that line PATENTED?

[OhNo-Really]

5. Copyrighted: the word your looking for.

My words hide behind rocks all the time.

[Glorfindel]

7. Case in point: "you're"

n/t

[OhNo-Really]

9. omg roflmbo. aging with grace.

[OhNo-Really]

2. He has been warning the world for 2 decades now. We gave Iran its nuclear beginning!

Beginning in 1992.

https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2013/8/25/1233733/--Imminent-Iran-nuclear-threat-A-timeline-of-warnings-since-1979

[Snake Plissken]

3. His track record is pretty impressive he's wrong 100% of the time.

that kind of consistency is rare.

[OhNo-Really]

4. Thank our lucky stars

https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2013/8/25/1233733/--Imminent-Iran-nuclear-threat-A-timeline-of-warnings-since-1979


Note John Bolton on the timeline. PNAC revived 😥

[Scurrilous]

6. Rattle that saber, drive up those oil prices.

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Just in time for summer!


"Oil prices rose on Monday after Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu stepped up pressure on the United States to pull out of the 2015 nuclear deal with Iran, presenting what he called evidence of a secret Iranian nuclear weapons program. Tehran has denied ever seeking nuclear weapons."

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-global-oil/oil-extends-gains-buoyed-by-iran-sanction-worries-idUSKBN1I22M0

[OhNo-Really]

10. SOS New Year

[malaise]

8. Ding ding we have a winner

Undiluted BS - must have got help from the SIL.

[Submariner]

11. Trump and Bibi want troops on the ground in Iran by October

The White House spin will be "the country has to be patriotic and support the new war effort now, and remember to keep the house and senate in republican hands in next month's election."

[Corgigal]

12. Jared Kustners family friend,

sure, I'll buy what he's selling. Just don't use our kids. I served in the USAF, back when Iran was our friend. We trained them, and I'm not sure the average republican understands this.