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Playinghardball

(11,665 posts)
Wed Aug 1, 2012, 01:34 PM Aug 2012

Mitt is advertising for his VP on Craig's List now

Washington DC craigslist> district of Columbia>jobs>government jobs
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Position: Vice President of the United States for the Republican Ticket of 2012
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Date: 2012-08-01, 9:40AM EST
Reply to: Mittlesscampaign@bunchofyahoos.com
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Must be a natural-born U.S. citizen with a certified birth certificate.
Must be at least 35 years old.
Must have resided in the U.S. at least 14 years.
Must be an excellent liar.
Must be willing to travel.
Must be willing to help piss off European and Middle Eastern nations.
Prefer a Caucasian male but a Hispanic/black (or combination of) female a real plus.
Prefer to be near the top 1% in wealth.

Salary: A measly $230,700 but with an awesome health insurance and retirement plans (all paid for by the U.S. citizens who pay taxes).

• Location: Washington DE
• it's ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests especially anything with outsourcing possibilities.

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