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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsGiuliani says he'd defend Ivanka Trump with a lance if Mueller went after her.
Rudy Giuliani said Wednesday night that he would charge into special counsel Robert Muellers offices with a lance if Russia probe investigators went after Ivanka Trump, but that her husband Jared Kushner as a man is disposable.
Giuliani, a former mayor of New York City who is a new member of President Donald trump's legal team, was on Fox News responding to a Politico story from the prior day reporting that the reason Mueller hasnt called Trumps eldest daughter for an interview is that he is saving the presidents children until the end, to be risk-averse.
Ivanka Trump? I think I would get on my charger and go ride into their offices with a lance, if they go after Ivanka, Giuliani told Fox News host Sean Hannity. Now if they do do Ivanka, which I dont think they will, the whole country will turn on them. If they go after her, the whole country will turn on them. Theyre going after his daughter?
https://www.yahoo.com/news/rudy-giuliani-defend-ivanka-trump-143607356.html
Sir Giuliani going after Mueller? LMAO! It would be like the Black Knight going after King Arthur in Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
honest.abe
(8,685 posts)That would be a pleasure to watch.
unblock
(52,328 posts)As his horse goes galloping by
InAbLuEsTaTe
(24,123 posts)C_U_L8R
(45,021 posts)So Giuliani is basically saying that there is some nefarious shit in the Ivanka corner.
Scurrilous
(38,687 posts)Last edited Thu May 3, 2018, 09:19 PM - Edit history (1)
And it would be impossible to find a place to park the charger. So...good luck Sir Rudy.
Blue Owl
(50,506 posts)n/t
jrthin
(4,837 posts)global1
(25,270 posts)isn't she a Senior Advisor To The President? She was involved in the campaign and all the way through the election and in the WH afterwards. No one is above the law. If she was involved in any way and broke laws - she needs to suffer the consequences.
Crutchez_CuiBono
(7,725 posts)his creepy lover...such a sick man. Money.
Afromania
(2,771 posts)dem4decades
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Tipperary
(6,930 posts)brush
(53,871 posts)on FOX/Hannity.
He's just what trump deserves as a spokespersonincompetence meets incompetence.
John Fante
(3,479 posts)shitshow too, yes? None of this crap Tooliani is spewing makes the Trump KKKlan look innocent.
Note: I can think of at least 66 million Americans who would get a kick out of seeing Ivanka take the perp walk. She's anything but America's universally beloved Sweetheart.
RockRaven
(15,003 posts)Rudy can try to use that lance, but it's gonna be nothing to Mueller's rifle.
You remember Full Metal Jacket's boot camp scenes?
"This is my rifle. There are many like it but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my rifle and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of my enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen."
And if Rudy was anyone from Holy Grail, it's be Sir Robin. Shut up and go and change your armor, Rudy.
Major Nikon
(36,827 posts)In more ways than one.
smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)This is so fucked up on so many levels. He would get on his charger and go ride in with a lance? Who does he think he is? King Arthur? Does he have the hots for Ivanka too? Is he not aware of the fact that a majority of people in this country despises the Trump family, including Ivanka?
Wake me up when it's all over. Can't deal anymore.
grantcart
(53,061 posts)0rganism
(23,970 posts)i wonder who they'll get to play Rudy G. this weekend
underpants
(182,883 posts)grantcart
(53,061 posts)We should give him 4 hours in the afternoon on MSNBC and this thing will be over by next Friday
underpants
(182,883 posts)when he lost Bernie Kerik
lunasun
(21,646 posts)Get on my charger and ride in you say?
Glamrock
(11,802 posts)ProudLib72
(17,984 posts)"Mueller shall not besmirch her honor!"
What honor? Or maybe it's all a ruse because they know she will flip in an instant.
mac56
(17,574 posts)to be a rodeo clown.
sprinkleeninow
(20,263 posts)Somebody's upstairs misfiring.
Can anyone believe in all actuality that this is right before our eyes every, every day. And getting worse.
Disgusting and a stain on our nation, democracy and basic decency as a country.
underpants
(182,883 posts)I'm assuming he means his horse (he thinks he's McCloud riding a horse in the city now?), is that an actual horse term?
Coventina
(27,172 posts)Often they were also warhorses, so the two terms are basically synonymous.
yonder
(9,676 posts)Sir Rudy of the Bronx, armored with Armani, swilling a Budweiser, tilting toward a Trump?
Coventina
(27,172 posts)Having to carry a heavily armored man.
Chargers could also refer to lighter-weight breeds that were used more for speed attacks and such, rather than the ritualized warfare of the joust.
Who knows what's in Rudy's mind? I doubt he could even move in a suit of armor.
I know I couldn't!
underpants
(182,883 posts)Jousting is the state sport of Maryland FYI
Crutchez_CuiBono
(7,725 posts)long enough to qualify for presidential immunity, and a pardon. That's what's up w RG.
Takket
(21,629 posts)hatrack
(59,592 posts)STFU, Fooliani.
nolabear
(41,991 posts)Its a stereotype. The old man who didnt mature and cant appreciate the gifts of age or wisdom so becomes a caricature of something he fancies.
Spankys lust for admiration and loyalty may just have blinded him to the danger of letting the poor thing out there in public.
Croney
(4,670 posts)He can lance all the festering Trump-boils on the butt of this country.
GoCubsGo
(32,094 posts)The one that he bit on, in lieu of anesthesia for knee surgery. I doubt Mr. Mueller is afraid of you and your stupid lance, you asshole.
Golden Raisin
(4,613 posts)who's had too much vino at Easter dinner and won't stop spouting off and expounding when he would do better to just be silent or take a nap.
grumpyduck
(6,262 posts)On one hand, it sounds like he's trying to get people riled up at the very thought.
On the other hand, it could almost be construed as a threat to obstruct justice.
And yeah, like others have said, WTF? Did DJT ask him to say that, because he's afraid Ivanka will screw up if questioned?
This is getting worse than a bad soap opera.
asiliveandbreathe
(8,203 posts)Rudy's head and just letting him swing wildly...
Guy Whitey Corngood
(26,505 posts)peggysue2
(10,839 posts)Every time I think of Giuliani I think of Don Quixote titling at windmills. Or a grand duel of knights.
Stop! Stop it now.
Coventina
(27,172 posts)Kirk Lover
(3,608 posts)Coventina
(27,172 posts)Kirk Lover
(3,608 posts)bullwinkle428
(20,630 posts)FIFY.
GulfCoast66
(11,949 posts)You use these metaphors. I guarantee you, go to FR and they eat this shit up.
DFW
(54,443 posts)"He brought a jousting lance to a perjury trial."
struggle4progress
(118,350 posts)BSdetect
(8,999 posts)edbermac
(15,947 posts)Blue Owl
(50,506 posts)n/t
Doodley
(9,129 posts)definition of a perfect gentleman.
Orsino
(37,428 posts)This is bullshit.
But it makes me think that Ivanka must be plenty dirty if Rudy's playing the girl card on her behalf.